Jack/Daniel, rated R

Below the cut, Jack/Daniel, rated R, ~600 words.

Above the cut, my attempt to explain how this came about:  a few nights back, I was watching TV and I thought I heard the word 'crotch'.  I didn't, there was no context for it, I just thought I heard it.  My subconscious perked right up. 

A while later, I found myself thinking of Jack and Daniel and an alien with an interesting bulge.  My subconscious wasn't done yet.  Soon the alien was wearing tights.

"Men In Tights," I thought.  Oh, no,

tejas  already used that.  So, "Planet of the Men in Tights".

And then I realized (and tejas  will, too) why my subconscious led me where it did.  This will make no sense to anyone else.

I was eating pizza rolls.  :-)

 

 

 

( 'Planet of the Men in Tights' )