:( But... but... I'm writing again! I've scheduled it into RL and THERE WILL BE PORN SOON, DAMMIT!!!!!! Probably not before BSG comes back, but I'm rushing to get it done ASAP. Hopefully at least before Burn Notice returns.

I have already written a scene involving a luxury hotel suite, a disheveled Jack half-way out of his Class A's, and chocolate fondue. And his side arm, of course. You know, the actual side arm (not his penis). :D

And robots from outer space.