'The Itchy & Scratchy Show' J/D, rated R

The muse (and insomnia) both struck last night. I went to the computer and wrote, and then before I finally fell asleep, I realized, hey, it would be much better in First Person! So that added about a hundred words of Jack POV when I revised it today, and increases the fun factor exponentially. :-D

(The title is a Simpson's reference, for those not familiar with the canon.)

( 750 words, rated R, under the cut )