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JACK/DANIEL BABY-A-THON (no infants allowed)

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It’s time for some commentficcing to offset any post-holiday blues! We'll be running this through Monday, January 19th. There's a supplemental post here for questions and general squeeing.

This is more-or-less how it will work:

You (yes, you, specifically) will write a commentfic or a drabble and post it here as a new comment to the original post. Put a title in the header, if you have one, and maybe a rating or warnings if you think necessary. Crack, porn, romance, sad, silly, dark – however the muse moves you.

THE ONE-AND-ONLY PROMPT: Jack calls Daniel “baby”, or vice-versa. Or both. Because some of us melt and squee and flail when we find that in a fic. And we are not ashamed! We embrace our “baby” kink. We celebrate it.

Let’s wallow, baby!

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Well, as I said in my last LJ post:

Kinkathon, if I'm not mistaken, facilitated (like a kinky, fanish, Petri dish)

sidlj and

jd_junkie in getting together and (as only fandom can do) produce a Baby-A-Thon.

:p

I'm more of a fan of Spongebob/Patrick, but a crossover with SG-1 seems rather problematic.

Here - let me solve that for you. During the events of "Watergate" where the Russians have a submarine stuck halfway through a gate, in the water on the other side we have...Patrick and SpongeBob. Re-write so that ALL of SG-1 is in the sub along with ~~Counsellor Troi~~ the Russian scientist. SpongeBob and Patrick see the dilemma the team is in and bring their friend, Sandy the Squirrel with extra helmets. Sandy guides the team to her airy homestead complete with tree. The team rests up there while SpongeBob, Mr, Krab, Sam and Troi work on a solution.

There. When will the story be ready, eh? :D

You know you wanna....

ha! scaring innocent airmen! Daniel squeaking. :)

Hahaha! You're good. And I don't even have to write it now. :p

And you're absolutely right, your brain is a scary place. No wonder we get along so well!

That's the best coffee/screen I've ever read! :D Glad that worked for ya!

But where's Squidward?

WARNING: Sad, angst, character death implied but not stated, by any means.

Faith Comes From Hearing
by Jude

When he surfaced from the anonymous black headspace he'd been in, his hearing was the first sense he regained.

"Baby, baby..." Just a whisper, floating on his returning consciousness, and even in his addled state, he could hear the yearning in those words.

"Wake up, please wake up." A sniff, followed by a muttered low curse and a loud honk as whoever it was unceremoniously blew their nose.

The voice came back after another sniff and a soft, almost gentle clearing of the throat. "Baby, I need you, don't you know that?" A pause. "It's been too long. They said to talk to you, but I don't know what to say, except... I love you. I swear to god, I'll tell you all about it, I'll do anything, if you'll just wake up and look at me. C'mon, baby... open up those beautiful peepers and look at me."

A rustling of bedsheets as the whisper turned into a masculine voice. "Doc..."

"Any reaction, Colonel? Has he moved or shown that he knew you were here?" A woman's voice this time.

"No." A world of sadness. "No."

A few moments of silence. "Doc, what am I gonna do... I mean, what is SG-1 gonna do.... if he..." The sniffing was back.

The next low voice clearly belonged to the doctor. "I know, I know. But don't give up, just keep on talking, okay?" The sound of her footsteps followed her away.

The man's voice was directly in his ear now, gentle but commanding. "You wake up and look at me right this goddamned minute, do you hear me?" The sniffing and nose-blowing was back, and so was the whispering. "I love you, Daniel Jackson, and I need to tell you so. Please don't leave me. I need you, baby."

Before he could try to speak or move, the blackness swallowed Daniel's consciousness once again.

NOOOO!! He wakes up in a day or two! Daniel doesn't die and that's *final*!

*sniff*

Squidward is outside Sandy's bubble. For weeks now, he has been planning a quiet day in the country where SpongeBob and Patrick can't pester him. He has brought a picnic lunch, a novel, binoculars and a Field Guide To Jelly Fish. Unfortunately, his out of the way picnic place turns out to be the area around the underwater stargate where the sub is stuck. Everytime SpongeBob and Patrick try something to get the sub loose, the plan backfires all over Squidward. :)

your brain is a scary place. No wonder we get along so well!

Exactly! Great minds think alike or it takes one to know one or something. :D

btw - see below for Squidward's part in the story. :D

He wakes up! He absolutely does!

::whimpers::

right?

LOL!!!!

Okay, okay. *breathes deeply and calmly*

Daniel's apparently been in a coma, and it takes time to wake up from one of those. Next time he might even open his eyes. This is the just the beginning of the road back...

*WAILS*

Nope, he doesn't die, not in my universe. 'Course, I wrote the thing, so... everyone's free to write their own happy ending, or wallow in the angst if they want, lol. Me, I love angst and a good cry...
Jude

Right, absolutely. I mean, I thought so, when I wrote it.... 'course you never know. Ahem.
Jude

Definitely on the road back... I mean, don't you think so? I do. Has to be. *hands you a tissue*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
*wipes tears of laughter from my eyes*
OMG, that was great. I especially loved this **
"Perhaps, Major Carter, you should advise O'Neill regarding his radio status."

"Ooh. Right there. That's the spot. I know, I gotta take better care of you; do this in the field more often."

"That's a good idea, Teal'c. You do that. Please. Please do that. What if I make it an order?"***

*still grinning* Sam must have....wet....herself. Hee.

Jude

Did you ever send this? I hope I didn't miss it in the big blizzard that's been hitting my inbox due to the ficathon!

Nope, I haven't yet. I'm still working on the rewrite of the original steampunk fic. I should be able to send it along in a few days.

Okey doke. :-)

Daniel, not only impressed with Squidward's determination to further his education, but also understanding the need to have some peace and quiet away from his friends, introduces Squidward to the tales of the Little Mermaid. Much to Daniel's consternation, Squidward immediately gives up his studies, and is soon spending all of his time writing fan fiction, secretly slashing his best friends, to the delight of many. :)

Yay! I love hearing what worked for you. Thank you!

A world of sadness.

Well, really! Ow.

And we know Daniel survives because, who wouldn't after Jack says all that? :)

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