Five Things - Set 68

[sid]

Five times SG-1 got involved in "Wormhole Xtreme" shipper wars

Five things Daniel is allergic to

I'll post that second one right here, too, since it's short and doesn't require a cut:

1. Daniel Jackson is allergic to stupidity, in even very small doses.

 

2. Daniel is prone to extremely violent reactions when exposed to snakes.

 

3. Most people think that successfully preserving your own life is nothing to be sneezed at. Daniel disagrees with this concept, sneezing at it frequently and heartily.

 

4. As a corollary to #3, in situations where others are in danger, Daniel often breaks out in a rash action.

 

5. Daniel cannot know for sure, since it has never been put to the test, but he is fairly certain that the Wraith would give him hives.

Comments

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Daniel cannot know for sure, since it has never been put to the test, but he is fairly certain that the Wraith would give him hives.

Oh, that's an *awful* pun... and yet it still made me laugh. #3, however, is a *great* pun.

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Marry me?

[princessofg.livejournal.com]

lol

[sid]

Eee, I'm glad #3 worked!

It was like dealing with double negatives - I practically had to draw a chart to parse the sentences. LOL

[sid]

Can you support me in the hand-to-mouth fashion to which I've become accustomed? :-D

[sid]

*G* Those were fun.

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I'm especially starving-artisty these days. But I make an excellent sex slave.

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Madly LOL over the hives! You are forty shades of awesome, dear!

[sid]

*rubs hands together*

*eg*

[sid]

Ah, bless you for saying that! :-)

Life is all about the puns, srsly.

[kayljay.livejournal.com]

Was #2 a wink wink nudge nudge to a certain movie archeologist?

Yes to #1! Ignorance is another matter, in which case, he will talk your ear off!

[sid]

There's nothing wrong with honest ignorance that Daniel can't fix with a PowerPoint presentation! :-)

A Certain Movie Archeologist did cross my mind after I wrote it, but I was really just talking about Goa'ulds. I can't recall if we've seen Daniel exposed to the slithery kind or not. I guess I would probably remember, because I'm sure TPTB wouldn't have been able to resist an "homage", lol.