Somebody's having a birthday?

[sid]

I stopped doing these, really...

But I'm going to assume that you didn't actually, you know, get a year older, right delph?

Well, then this didn't either!  *g*


DELPH'S DAY DOUBLE DRABBLE

“Sheppard!” Rodney hurried into the room. “Did you just touch that?”

 

“No.” John did his best to look wounded.

 

“I told you not to touch it, didn’t I? Didn’t I? On penalty of death, as I recall.”

 

“I vaguely remember something like that, yeah.”

 

“’Yeah’,” Rodney mocked. “Where? Where did you….?”

 

“I told you…”

 

“Oh, give me a break. I should have known… ah! There!” 

 

John was busted. He put on his most apologetic face. “Rodney, I swear.  I heard it calling my name!”

 

Rodney snorted. “What are you, delusional, or do you think that I am?”

 

“No comment. Think it’ll be all right?” John leaned over anxiously to look. “It’s not too bad. Maybe she won’t even notice.”

 

“There is no way she’s not going to notice,” Rodney whined. “And she’s going to be here any second.”

 

“Maybe we can distract her?”

 

“Distract her? Distract delph from her birthday cake? Are you a complete moron?”

 

“There’s got to be a way.”

 

“Oh, yes, right. Such as?”

 

“I know! If she walks into the room and we’re in the middle of having sex….”

 

Rodney’s face lit up as he reached for John. “Yes! You totally should have been in Mensa!”

~~~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Comments

[delphia2000]

*Hee!* It's like fine wine...just gets better every year! Thanks sid, for both the story and the good wishes! You make my day!

[sid]

Fine wine improves - cake tends to get a little stale after a while. ;-)

*smooches*

[paian]

::big grin:: So cute!

[sid]

Thank you! I thought it might have one more year's worth of 'cute' left in it. *eg*

[amnellwyvern]

LMAO! That's awesome!

[sid]

Glad you liked! :-)

[archersangel]

a big happy birthday to delphia2000!

BTW i don't see the b-day list on my DW home page any more

[sid]

Huh. I'll admit I never even use my home page, but I just checked and the birthday list is there for me. *scratches head*

[archersangel]

it's on the right hand side? i think that where it was before, but i can't see it now. is there a complaint box somewhere?

[sid]

Yep, it's on the right hand side.

You can open a Support Request here. They've been great and really helpful the couple of times I've opened one.

[archersangel]

i'll try that, thanks

[(Anonymous)]

Squee!!

Geez, didn't get any fic for my birthday. Sniff. But I did get chocolate.

[sid]

I hope your chocolate was fresher than this fic, which has been lying around for a year! :-D

[lolmac]

Eek. How come that posted as Anonymous? And where did those silly italics come from? I didn't intend for it be like that. Harrumph.

The chocolate was fresh and the fic is timeless!

[sid]

Oho, that was you! *g* Hmm, yes, I wonder what happened.

We shall probably never know, she said, darkly, as in dark chocolate, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[lolmac]

*brain implodes under tangential image of RDA dipped in chocolate*