1. Keep Daniel alive 2. Keep my hands off Daniel 3. Avoid pissing off Goa'ulds 4. Focus on my job and avoid distractions 5. Finish that book Carter gave me for my birthday three years ago
Five Resolutions Daniel will never keep
1. Think of Jack's career and stop distracting him. I'm not doing him any favors. 2. Stay alive for an entire year. 3. Avoid pissing off Goa'ulds. 4. Finish writing that book I'll never be allowed to publish anyway, so why even bother. 5. Find a sex addiction counselor. For Jack.
Five Lost Causes
1. Keep Daniel alive
2. Keep my hands off Daniel
3. Avoid pissing off Goa'ulds
4. Focus on my job and avoid distractions
5. Finish that book Carter gave me for my birthday three years ago
Five Resolutions Daniel will never keep
1. Think of Jack's career and stop distracting him. I'm not doing him any favors.
2. Stay alive for an entire year.
3. Avoid pissing off Goa'ulds.
4. Finish writing that book I'll never be allowed to publish anyway, so why even bother.
5. Find a sex addiction counselor. For Jack.