I hear and I obey... j/k

[sid]

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, what would you love to see me write? I'm not actually going to write any of these (unless something strikes me), but I am curious.

Fannish, original, any pairing or group...

(This is the kind of meme that basically makes my mind go blank, but it's been fun reading other people's responses around my flist, and I actually came up with something for tejas!  And for ivorygates, too.  Go me!) 

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see you write an mpreg. :-)

[sid]

*boggles* Er. No. I have nothing against mpreg, just pregnancy in general. LOL

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!! Hey, at least you're consistent! :-)

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you write something Cam/Daniel OTP, where Daniel can't stand Jack at any price and where he swears undying, forever, true love to Cam, while at the same time promising never to drink coffee again or look at another translation. NC17. Set in Season 34. 10,000 words. No twiney hands allowed. Set in a Colorado Springs supermarket. No Siler bashing.

*WHAT?*

[sid]

As soon as I saw "OTP" I knew you were pulling my leg!

Can't bash Siler. 'Cuz he died in Season 28. ;-)

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Siler what??? Season 28?? But, but ... could you at least put this in spoilers so that those if us in the UK who are only up to season 26 won't know what's coming ....
*and what's with that icon???? humph*

[sid]

Oops! My bad. Hope the revelation of Siler's death wasn't too wrenching. And, duh, those are Cam and Daniel's "supermarket sex" faces in the icon.

And icon!Jack reminds them to pick him up some beer while they're there...

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Icon!Jack is looking smug because he knows Cam's trapped in the freezer aisle. Ain't nuthun gonna happen ....

[sid]

Icon!Jack is wily.

Also?

A total sex machine. *nods*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

D/j in How It All Began 3. I’d like you to write Daniel amending the contract, because one of the things he originally didn’t want to ask for -- Daniel now wants. And no, not rimming. :p

[sid]

So, where would you like to put Jack's tattoo? And would I be correct to assume it should say "Property of Daniel Jackson" in some obscure language?

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Hands on the waistband, Jack paused before removing his briefs to join Daniel in bed. His erection had wilted and he looked incredibly nervous. Daniel kicked off his own briefs and sat on the edge of the bed. He gently pulled Jack towards him to stand between his spread thighs. “Usually when I offer a blow-job, you can’t get undressed fast enough,” Daniel said quietly, letting his breath warm Jack’s flaccid cock through the white cotton.

Jack’s hands flailed a moment before resting on Daniel’s shoulders. “I did what you asked. Got the tattoo.”

Daniel’s cocked jerked, leaving a glistening streak of pre-come on Jack’s leg. “Oh, baby. Turn around and let me see.”

“You said it was my choice—”

“Yes, yes,” Daniel urged, attempting to get Jack to turn, “now let me see.”

“As long as I was marked as yours,” Jack finished uneasily.

Daniel gave up his attempts at persuasion and getting Jack to move. He quickly pulled down Jack’s briefs. The block-lettered tattoo on the length of Jack’s flaccid penis stated: Pron. He stared at it open-mouthed. What the hell had Jack been thinking?

“Suck me, Daniel.”

Daniel sucked. He needed the time to think. It was a little too late tell Jack that he’d had something else in mind.

It didn’t take long for Jack to become fully erect.

Feeling Jack’s fingers stroking through his hair, Daniel released the hard cock with a wet smack. At the sight of Jack’s long and spit-slicked penis, Daniel’s mouth stayed open is amazement.

The letters of the tattoo glistened with wetness. Daniel smiled at the words: Property of Daniel Jackson.

(Sorry; what was the question?) :)

[sid]

*dies*

Pron!

*dies again*

[ivorygates]

Oh god you are BOTH teh evol!

(*dying*)

[sid]

What did I do?!

I simply went back and looked at Daniel's list and narrowed it down to tattoos and piercings. *g*

And then I flipped a coin. All the rest is her fault. :-P

[ivorygates]

I Admit Nothing.

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

So the piercing fic is for you to write!

[sid]

I would probably pass out if I even tried.

signed,
one of the 8 women in America who does not have pierced ears

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Sid Aliens made me do it!

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

*revives*

Heh.

*revives again*

[sid]

*begins to know how Daniel feels*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! *snort*

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Ded. From. Laughing. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

The second-best way to go! :D

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you've made the crack rec list (http://green-grrl.livejournal.com/18580.html)!

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Made. My. Day! \o/

Such outstanding company, too! Cool!

[ivorygates]

I'm never going to live down that tattoo fic, am I...?

(*snicker*)

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Tattoo!fic has become the newest cliché fic!

(*snorfle*)

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

oh holy hell. spit-slicked? what does it say on a day-to-day basis?

*imagines scene in tat parlor*
*imagines Daniel realizing what condition Jack had to be in to get that done*

[sid]

Instead of thinking of England, he just thought about Daniel. Worked like a charm. ;-)

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

what does it say on a day-to-day basis?

p ... r ... i ... ck

:D

*loves your imagination*

[ivorygates]

Cam/Daniel/Jack in a threeway....

(*this is my innocent look*)

[sid]

Yes, to be titled "Ivory's Obsession".

I know an innocent look when I see one, and you, sir, are no JFK.

[ivorygates]

Ah, but who is? *VBEG*

(I think I need to elope with your icon. Liek, for realz...)

[sid]

Well, they do like to play bridge....

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

bridge? as in Over the Freeway? Or a Bi-Pass?

[sid]

I just meant they could use a fourth.

Bi-Pass does sound intriguing, however. ;-)