No Common Ground, J/D double drabble, rated PG-13

[sid]

200 words, PG-13, Jack/Daniel

Summary:  they just can't agree on anything.  *g*

NO COMMON GROUND 

“Daniel.”

“Jack?”

“We have absolutely nothing in common.”

“True.” Daniel pursed his lips. “It’s a wonder we’ve stayed friends this long.”

“I didn’t mean that!” Jack protested.

Daniel smiled. “I know. So, what? I like wine and you like beer.” He shrugged.

“Right,” Jack agreed.

“Chinese food.”

“Pizza.”

“Books.”

“Movies.”

“Documentaries.”

“Sports,” Jack said emphatically.

“Museums.” There was a long pause. “Jack?”

“I’m trying to decide what the opposite of a museum is.” Daniel snorted. “Ah! Fishing!”

“Okay,” Daniel nodded, “bottoming.”

“What?” Jack’s eyes widened in surprise.

“You heard me,” Daniel said, looking at Jack challengingly.

“Really?” A smile slowly spread across Jack’s face.

“That’s not an answer,” Daniel murmured, lips twitching.

“Topping,” Jack said with a gleam in his eye.

“Still think we’d never make it as a couple?”

Jack shifted a little closer to Daniel on the couch, and placed a hand on his thigh. “I’m willing to admit when I’ve been wrong.”

“That’s one of the things I like best about you,” Daniel sighed. He reached out for Jack, and they sank eagerly into each other’s arms, lips pressing, moving, parting. Hands clutching, roaming, stroking. Hearts beating faster, excitement growing.

Joyous proof that opposites really do attract.

Comments

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, generally men can find common ground... in their pants!

[sid]

LOL! I may quote you on that some day!

[sorcha-gaia.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Yummy. *pats the Boyz*

[sid]

Thank you kindly! :-)

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Heh; one time when it really wouldn't work so well for them to both want the same. I like it :-)

[sid]

*wishes for a Daniel in a museum icon*

Thanks, Jane! :-D

[execknowitall.livejournal.com]

Oh, how perfect was that? *loves*

[sid]

*loves your icon* They may not have much in common, but they're synchronized!!

[execknowitall.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes they are. spacemonkeyluvn made the lovely icon. *g*

[slash-whore27.livejournal.com]

Hehe. That was so cute! :)

[sid]

They're so totally adorable! :-) Thank you.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

heee, Love it.

[sid]

Thank you, dear! :-)

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, Daniel saw an opening and he took it. Way to go, Daniel.

[sid]

Yep, Jack was trying to drag his heels and come up with reasons that it was a bad idea. Daniel had to outsmart him.

Piece of cake. :-P

[ivorygates]

*awwwww....*

Sweet!

[sid]

Yes, I do that sometimes. *g*

It's great that you have a "signature" icon - that's very cool!

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

There are a couple of other THINGs they have in common, like good taste! YUMMY

As ever the best THINGs COME in small packages. ;)

[sid]

Thank you, Monkey dear!

Yes, we none of us ever have any trouble figuring out what they see in each other!

:-P

[ivorygates]

And so nicely, too!

I love my signature icon! hsapiens tweaked one they made originally to make it 'ivory', and I think that is Of The Cool.

So I now have the same image in three colors.

Like shoes.

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, there are some areas where it's better to be opposite than the same. [snicker]

Angie

[sid]

Glad you liked it, Angie! :-D