Kink #5, Jack/Daniel, NC-17

[sid]

This drabble is for tejas, who requested...well, she requested a lot of things, but it boils down to:  J/D.   Personalized written porn (as in, written by one of them about them, of course). Yes, I want them to slash themselves.

I took a slight liberty, but I think she'll be pleased with the result.  *g*

POV

Daniel took Jack’s enormous cock into his mouth and inhaled deeply of the highly masculine aroma that emanated from his groinal area. Jack went weak at the knees, overcome by the wondrous nature of Daniel’s lingual talents. Jack began to thrust mightily, stretching Daniel’s mouth wide and making him moan with appreciation. Daniel held Jack’s hips still effortlessly and used his tongue so perfectly that Jack could only scream his name. Jack erupted powerfully into Daniel’s hungry mouth, filling it to the brim with his manly essence. Jack fainted from the sheer bliss of being fellated so outstandingly by Daniel.

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

HA! Yeah, that'll do! :-);-)

[sid]

The ranch dressing is on the side. ;-)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

[sid]

*looks serene*

[tejas.livejournal.com]

You just like the fact that you've brought a whole new meaning to the term "round robin". :-)

[sid]

So I did! Go me! :-D

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I had this thought. What if they met some folks on a planet, but in the 'getting to know you' stage of things, they had to tell stories.

X-rated stories.

About people who are there.

Not including oneself.

Carter would be in SUCH a bind. ;-);-)

[sid]

Carter would excuse herself to go collect soil samples. ;-)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

So would Teal'c! :-)

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Oh how funny!

[sid]

I thought so! I'm happy to hear that I was right, lol.

[paian]

lol! That's great!

[sid]

Perfect icon! :-D

Thanks!

[paian]

Love that icon and hardly ever get to use it. I figured it'd go well enough with Jack's mighty mouth-stretching thrusts. :-) :-)

I'd say that I wished you'd extend this to more than a drabble except that I don't see them keeping the narrative going for much longer. *g*

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Hey, whoever laughs first, bottoms. ;-)

[sid]

I'm pretty sure Daniel laughed first.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Depends on what mood he was in, doncha think? :-)

[sid]

I just don't think there was any danger of Jack laughing at Daniel's responses, so Daniel would be the only one who found the entire thing hilarious. *g*

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL! Good point. :-):-)

[sid]

Yeah, we can predict how this all ended, can't we?

Of course, there's always the potential for a sequel. ;-)

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

HEE! :-D

[sid]

Yep! :-D

[ivorygates]

*snicker*

This is utterly snickerworthy...

Brava!

[sid]

*bows*

*accepts flowers*

*exits stage left*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

the highly masculine aroma that emanated from his groinal area

*rendered speechless. again. except for the insane laughter*

[sid]

(I had to Google just now to see where I'd heard that word. Red Dwarf. That explains it all.)

*sits back and enjoys the laughter*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

That explains it all.

Oh, it does. Before I got them on DVD, our local station would have marathons of Red Dwarf and I'd stay up for 24 hours.

"Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun."

Now look what you've done!

*pencils in 'search for RD icon'*

[sid]

"I want to lie, ship-wrecked and comatose
Sipping fresh mango juice..."

The Google search came up with Kryten talking about all the different accessories he could hook up to his groinal socket. I wonder if I have that episode?? *disappears*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

One groinal attachment was a vacuum...

Just wait until you ask for more prompts!!

*eg*

[sid]

*eyes you warily*

If I do, I'll make it a rule that the people who played this round have to sit the next one out. :-P

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Out of the kindness of their heart, I'm sure some 'Anonymous' person will read this and request it then. :-p

[sid]

Uh huh. I'm sure, too. ;-)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I'm now going to be singing this song all day long.

Thank you *so* much.

"It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere..."

[sid]

"I'm all alone, more or less..."

I remember reading the synopsis right before Red Dwarf premiered on my local PBS channel: Dave Lister is the sole survivor blah blah blah.

And I thought, what kind of fun could that be???

LOL

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL! I know the feeling! It doesn't *sound* like anything worth watching.

Though "Rimmer" should have given me a clue...

[sid]

Rim-maa!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[perfica.livejournal.com]

Groinal.

::giggles::

Groinal.

::still giggling::

[sid]

I think that word properly set the tone for the entire drabble, don't you? :-D

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

filling it to the brim with his manly essence

lmao! and round robin omg, you win!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

She done good, huh? The only thing she really missed was "throbbing manhood". ;-)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Oh, and using purple instead of black for the text. ;-)

[sid]

Now that would have been a nice touch! And hugely appropriate. :-D

[tejas.livejournal.com]

You can always edit. ;-);-)

[sid]

:-P

[sid]

That's too wussy. "Enormous cock" is the only way to go...

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!

[ravenholdt]

LMFAO

[sid]

\o/

Thank you, thank you very much.

*giggles*

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Aha ha ha ha ha!!! I hope they weren't surreptitiously passing a note back and forth during a boring briefing! What if the teacher Hammond confiscated it?!?!

[sid]

Oh, no! I'm sure they did this in the privacy of their own home. I picture a keyboard being passed back and forth. Okay, grabbed back and forth. *g*

~~~~~

"Colonel O'Neill, if you have something to share I think you should read it out loud to the rest of us."

"Oh my God! Sir! Sir! General, I think the colonel's having a heart attack!"

"I believe DanielJackson has been taken ill as well."

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

LMAO that was sooooo cool!!

YAY for the Boys From The Dwarf!!!! :)

[sid]

Glad you enjoyed!

Yay for groinal attachments!

[charmedstrange1.livejournal.com]

Ohhh I love how they're both so *modest*. :P

Heehee! So much fun.

(I pictured them in different rooms, same house, IMing back and forth. Goofballs.) *g*

[sid]

Yes. Modest. They're known for that!

Glad it was fun for ya!

(I pictured them side by side, saying "You ass. Gimme that keyboard!")

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

*g I was imagining them passing notes back and forth...

[sid]

Ah, you and green_grrl. *g*

[execknowitall.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

*attempts to compose self* Oh, I can so see them writing this.

Manly essence *snorts*

*dissolves into another fit of giggles*

[sid]

Yay for giggles! :-D

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lolol Loved it.

[sid]

Goody! :-D

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

*DIES This is hilarious. Manly essence, Jack weak at the knees, snicker.

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

Btw, have you read "Pretty Paper, Pretty Ribbons" by starting_gate?

[sid]

Yes, I have! And there was a sequel IIRC, too. I'd forgotten about it though. Must go refresh my memory. :-)

[sid]

Hee hee hee! It was SO much fun to write. I just had to turn off my inner editor and let the purple prose fly!

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Consider my ass laughed off .... tee hee.

[sid]

Okey doke! :-D

[ravenholdt]

*giggles*

So enjoyable!

[sid]

So fun to write, too!