Psst! Wanna know a secret?

[sid]

Okay, this part isn't a secret: I signed up today for sg1_jubileeholiday fic exchange. Maybe some of you want to sign up, too?

Here's the secret: Lookee what I posted anonymously!  *giggles and runs away*

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

EW! Where's the brain bleach?????

[sid]

Well, see, I was so mean to her here, http://community.livejournal.com/sg1_five_things/84522.html?thread=1807402#t1807402, that I felt the need to make it up to her somehow.

I'm crushed that you didn't like it. *wibbles*

[tejas.livejournal.com]

No. No, you didn't have to make it up to her. She deserved every moment! And now Daniel's going to have to kill her.

Slowly. :-)

Perhaps I should ponder the five ways Daniel deals with Sam. :-)

[sid]

Prompts for the Five Things community go here: http://community.livejournal.com/sg1_five_things/27798.html

;-)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

What you're telling me is that I really should go join the comm, right? :-)

[sid]

You totally should! It's FUN.

WHEEEEEEEE!

(like that)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEEEEEE?

Not WEEEEEEEE?

Or WOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAA?

But, WHEEEEEEEEE?

Well, shoot, how can I turn that down? :-)

[sid]

*rubs hands together* Ex-cellent!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

You make a lousy Mr. Burns. Your nose isn't quite pointy enough.

[sid]

Well, frankly, it's a relief to be able to look in the mirror and say to myself, "It could be worse. You could look like Mr. Burns." :-P

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Hey! Me, too!:-)

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

*tackles you and scrubs those dirty fingers with soap*

No, no! Bad Sid!

[sid]

But I was so mean to her! I had to balance the scales! *is hurt*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

It's someone else's job to do that!

You're upsetting the universe, here! What about all the slashers you're hurting? What about Daniel?

*shakes head in dismay*

For your pennance, you must write at least a 100 word NC-17, Jack/Daniel pornfest fic. Then, MAYBE, we'll forgive you.

[sid]

Oh. I...I guess I've been a fool. You know I would never willingly hurt Daniel. *is all sincere and stuff*

J/D porn? I'll have to see what I can do. ;-)

[amnellwyvern.livejournal.com]

Eee!! My eyes! My eyes!! *mentally replaces every "Sam" with "Daniel"*

[sid]

I plead temporary insanity.

:-P

[sg1danny.livejournal.com]

*blinks and stares in total disbelief*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[sid]

Oh-oh, Daniel is rumbling like a volcano about to explode! :-D

*makes note never to be nice to Sam again*

[charmedstrange1.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was perfectly reasonable and lovely.

What's so wrong with Sam/Jack?


*crickets chirping*


What?

Hee.

[sid]

*winces*

What's so wrong with Sam/Jack?

Quick, run away before someone decides to tell you!!!

:-D

[charmedstrange1.livejournal.com]

I know. VOLUMES.

*runs from OTPers with mountains of evidence and meta to infinity* *g*

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

You wrote what????
I'm sending you the bill for all the cosmetic sugery I now need after poking my eyes out with sharp sticks while reading those five ... things.
JacknDaniel4Evah2getha.
PS My universe is off-kilter. Put it right with some J/D porn. Stat.

[sid]

Yes. Right. At once.

*grovels*

I've been put firmly in my place. ;-)