'Fork in the Road' double drabble rated G
FORK IN THE ROAD
“Never thought I’d live to see General O’Neill in tears,” Cam said, glancing in his side mirror before changing lanes. “Not sayin’ they weren’t manly tears, but all the same.”
“It was his wedding day, and he is very much in love,” Teal’c answered.
“Yeah. And when your bride comes up the aisle… up? Down?” Cam looked at the rear view mirror but only received a shrug. “Well, either way… and damn, she was looking fine, wasn’t she?”
“Her dress suited her extremely well.”
“Mighty fine. We looked pretty spiffy ourselves, too.” Cam grinned. “So, anyway, they’re off on their honeymoon and I thought the rest of us should take advantage of our down time. Road trip sound good to you guys?”
“An excellent plan.”
“Sam?”
Sam leaned forward between the front seats. “Anywhere but Minnesota,” she laughed. “The General threatened to kill anyone who disturbs them.”
“And Vala holds a grudge like nobody’s business, so we don’t want to piss her off.”
“We also should not underestimate Daniel Jackson-O’Neill’s potential for wrath,” Teal’c added, smiling serenely.
“Right. South it is.” Cam changed lanes again, heading for an exit. “Arizona? New Mexico?”
“Either,” said Teal’c.
“Why not both?” said Sam.
(ETA: Don't miss the companion piece by
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(ETA: But wait! There's more! A glimpse of the honeymoon by
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(ETA: w00t! Now we're getting to the smut. More here, by
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I probably just need more coffee. *blush*
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So I already know I probably look silly for not getting this...but did he really marry both?
Sorry!
*looks for coffee*
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:-D
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Now I will admit I am a bit of a purist and have a hard time venturing past the Jack/Daniel ship, but I can see where Vala would want to partake...
Christ, does Jack know what he's getting into with those two? Oh wait...*flails*
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And the rest of teh team running away.... lolz
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Glad you enjoyed!
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The rest of the team wants to make very, very sure that they don't accidentally wind up anywhere near Minnesota, lol.
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But I like it!
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For sure. He's already grey (guh, teh hawt) so maybe next he'll be pulling his hair out? He's so gonna have his hands full...wait, I think that's how he likes it.
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(Alright, I peeked. And at first I thought it was Daniel in dress; perhaps a nice duchesse satin off-the-shoulder number, bwahahaha)
*iz smiling*
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ETA: Oh, oh! Cake-eating wedding day porn. Someone needs to write it ...
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Am not a DaJaVa in the least but this is rather good....love the way the other team members have accepted and tolerated this threesome with such good grace and humour...
Deeds xx
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Three Tined Fork (http://chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com/83287.html)
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Whee!
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*scurries off to find more*
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