sid: (Jack half)
sid ([personal profile] sid) wrote2008-10-23 05:23 pm

'Fork in the Road' double drabble rated G

Bit of silliness that popped into my head. 

FORK IN THE ROAD

 

“Never thought I’d live to see General O’Neill in tears,” Cam said, glancing in his side mirror before changing lanes. “Not sayin’ they weren’t manly tears, but all the same.”

 

“It was his wedding day, and he is very much in love,” Teal’c answered.

 

“Yeah. And when your bride comes up the aisle… up? Down?” Cam looked at the rear view mirror but only received a shrug. “Well, either way… and damn, she was looking fine, wasn’t she?”

 

“Her dress suited her extremely well.”

 

“Mighty fine.  We looked pretty spiffy ourselves, too.” Cam grinned. “So, anyway, they’re off on their honeymoon and I thought the rest of us should take advantage of our down time. Road trip sound good to you guys?”

 

“An excellent plan.”

 

“Sam?”

 

Sam leaned forward between the front seats. “Anywhere but Minnesota,” she laughed. “The General threatened to kill anyone who disturbs them.” 

 

“And Vala holds a grudge like nobody’s business, so we don’t want to piss her off.”

 

“We also should not underestimate Daniel Jackson-O’Neill’s potential for wrath,” Teal’c added, smiling serenely.

 

“Right. South it is.” Cam changed lanes again, heading for an exit. “Arizona? New Mexico?”

 

“Either,” said Teal’c.

 

“Why not both?” said Sam.


(ETA: Don't miss the companion piece by [livejournal.com profile] jd_junkie , here)
(ETA: But wait!  There's more!  A glimpse of the honeymoon by [livejournal.com profile] chattycatsmeow , here)
(ETA: w00t!  Now we're getting to the smut.  More here, by [livejournal.com profile] cleothemuse
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[personal profile] paian 2008-10-23 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
lol -- and now my mind is jumping forward to the Mitchell/Carter/Teal'c that must surely ensue at the first motel. :-)
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[personal profile] kazbaby 2008-10-23 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I love their idea of a choosing directions but I'm confused. Jack married both Daniel and Vala?

I probably just need more coffee. *blush*
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[identity profile] stagnation13.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I am blinking myself, and I KNOW my caffeine consumption is WAY off....

So I already know I probably look silly for not getting this...but did he really marry both?

Sorry!

*looks for coffee*

[identity profile] spyderqueen.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's the perfect threesome in my mind.

[identity profile] hilarytamar.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooo. I was having some trouble wrenching my mind away from Jack/Vala/Daniel, but now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure that one absolutely must. be. written. You listening, Sid?
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[identity profile] stagnation13.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Jack O'Neill: Pimp. I knew it all along. That makes me smile BIG.

Now I will admit I am a bit of a purist and have a hard time venturing past the Jack/Daniel ship, but I can see where Vala would want to partake...

Christ, does Jack know what he's getting into with those two? Oh wait...*flails*

[identity profile] princessofg.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
love it. thank you. and ooo yeah: cam/sam/teal'c. why didn't i think of that before????

[identity profile] cadencecascade.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
First I was all confused and then I was all, "yes, this could happen". Seriously, fandom has WARPED my MIND. Also? Poor poor Jack. Or is it poor, poor Daniel. Vala cannot be pitied, that girl has SCORED!

And the rest of teh team running away.... lolz

[identity profile] msbeata.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I think my brain broke a little.

But I like it!
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[identity profile] stagnation13.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
*snorfle*

For sure. He's already grey (guh, teh hawt) so maybe next he'll be pulling his hair out? He's so gonna have his hands full...wait, I think that's how he likes it.

[identity profile] amnellwyvern.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He married them both? *snicker*

[identity profile] jd-junkie.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You wrote something? Dunno. I've got my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears lalalalalalala.
(Alright, I peeked. And at first I thought it was Daniel in dress; perhaps a nice duchesse satin off-the-shoulder number, bwahahaha)
*iz smiling*

[identity profile] jd-junkie.livejournal.com 2008-10-24 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Now THAT I can live with. And I hope it's Daniel who gets to kiss away Jack's manly tears before they cut the cake. Because there's always cake ...

ETA: Oh, oh! Cake-eating wedding day porn. Someone needs to write it ...

[identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! Fantastical!! :)

[identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
You must post over on [livejournal.com profile] dajava :)

[identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Blind, apparently :)
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[identity profile] discodiva76.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*....

Am not a DaJaVa in the least but this is rather good....love the way the other team members have accepted and tolerated this threesome with such good grace and humour...


Deeds xx

[identity profile] chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Part 5 or maybe 1.2 because it goes back to S/C/T. No porn though.

Three Tined Fork (http://chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com/83287.html)

[identity profile] charmedstrange1.livejournal.com 2008-10-26 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG you people are smoking CRACK and I LOVE IT.

[identity profile] missimae2u.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
this is great.....it helps with the guilt i feel every time i read and like d/v.....because he so belongs to jack....this is a great compromise.....
*scurries off to find more*