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Bit of silliness that popped into my head. 

FORK IN THE ROAD

 

“Never thought I’d live to see General O’Neill in tears,” Cam said, glancing in his side mirror before changing lanes. “Not sayin’ they weren’t manly tears, but all the same.”

 

“It was his wedding day, and he is very much in love,” Teal’c answered.

 

“Yeah. And when your bride comes up the aisle… up? Down?” Cam looked at the rear view mirror but only received a shrug. “Well, either way… and damn, she was looking fine, wasn’t she?”

 

“Her dress suited her extremely well.”

 

“Mighty fine.  We looked pretty spiffy ourselves, too.” Cam grinned. “So, anyway, they’re off on their honeymoon and I thought the rest of us should take advantage of our down time. Road trip sound good to you guys?”

 

“An excellent plan.”

 

“Sam?”

 

Sam leaned forward between the front seats. “Anywhere but Minnesota,” she laughed. “The General threatened to kill anyone who disturbs them.” 

 

“And Vala holds a grudge like nobody’s business, so we don’t want to piss her off.”

 

“We also should not underestimate Daniel Jackson-O’Neill’s potential for wrath,” Teal’c added, smiling serenely.

 

“Right. South it is.” Cam changed lanes again, heading for an exit. “Arizona? New Mexico?”

 

“Either,” said Teal’c.

 

“Why not both?” said Sam.


(ETA: Don't miss the companion piece by [livejournal.com profile] jd_junkie , here)
(ETA: But wait!  There's more!  A glimpse of the honeymoon by [livejournal.com profile] chattycatsmeow , here)
(ETA: w00t!  Now we're getting to the smut.  More here, by [livejournal.com profile] cleothemuse

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Date: Oct. 23rd, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
paian: blank white (bra'tac heee)
From: [personal profile] paian
lol -- and now my mind is jumping forward to the Mitchell/Carter/Teal'c that must surely ensue at the first motel. :-)

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Date: Oct. 23rd, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hilarytamar.livejournal.com
Oooooo. I was having some trouble wrenching my mind away from Jack/Vala/Daniel, but now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure that one absolutely must. be. written. You listening, Sid?

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Date: Oct. 23rd, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
kazbaby: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kazbaby
I love their idea of a choosing directions but I'm confused. Jack married both Daniel and Vala?

I probably just need more coffee. *blush*

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Date: Oct. 23rd, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] stagnation13.livejournal.com
Don't worry, I am blinking myself, and I KNOW my caffeine consumption is WAY off....

So I already know I probably look silly for not getting this...but did he really marry both?

Sorry!

*looks for coffee*

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Date: Oct. 23rd, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderqueen.livejournal.com
Well it's the perfect threesome in my mind.

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Date: Oct. 25th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
Bwahaha! Fantastical!! :)

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
ext_4014: (Default)
From: [identity profile] stagnation13.livejournal.com
Jack O'Neill: Pimp. I knew it all along. That makes me smile BIG.

Now I will admit I am a bit of a purist and have a hard time venturing past the Jack/Daniel ship, but I can see where Vala would want to partake...

Christ, does Jack know what he's getting into with those two? Oh wait...*flails*

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)
ext_4014: (Default)
From: [identity profile] stagnation13.livejournal.com
*snorfle*

For sure. He's already grey (guh, teh hawt) so maybe next he'll be pulling his hair out? He's so gonna have his hands full...wait, I think that's how he likes it.

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessofg.livejournal.com
love it. thank you. and ooo yeah: cam/sam/teal'c. why didn't i think of that before????

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cadencecascade.livejournal.com
First I was all confused and then I was all, "yes, this could happen". Seriously, fandom has WARPED my MIND. Also? Poor poor Jack. Or is it poor, poor Daniel. Vala cannot be pitied, that girl has SCORED!

And the rest of teh team running away.... lolz

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msbeata.livejournal.com
I think my brain broke a little.

But I like it!

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amnellwyvern.livejournal.com
He married them both? *snicker*

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jd-junkie.livejournal.com
What? You wrote something? Dunno. I've got my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears lalalalalalala.
(Alright, I peeked. And at first I thought it was Daniel in dress; perhaps a nice duchesse satin off-the-shoulder number, bwahahaha)
*iz smiling*

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Date: Oct. 24th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jd-junkie.livejournal.com
Now THAT I can live with. And I hope it's Daniel who gets to kiss away Jack's manly tears before they cut the cake. Because there's always cake ...

ETA: Oh, oh! Cake-eating wedding day porn. Someone needs to write it ...

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Date: Oct. 25th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
You must post over on [livejournal.com profile] dajava :)

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Date: Oct. 25th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
Blind, apparently :)

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Date: Oct. 25th, 2008 09:58 am (UTC)
ext_3999: (J/D Twu Wuv)
From: [identity profile] discodiva76.livejournal.com
*giggles*....

Am not a DaJaVa in the least but this is rather good....love the way the other team members have accepted and tolerated this threesome with such good grace and humour...


Deeds xx

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Date: Oct. 25th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com
Part 5 or maybe 1.2 because it goes back to S/C/T. No porn though.

Three Tined Fork (http://chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com/83287.html)

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Date: Oct. 26th, 2008 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charmedstrange1.livejournal.com
OMG you people are smoking CRACK and I LOVE IT.

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Date: Nov. 1st, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missimae2u.livejournal.com
this is great.....it helps with the guilt i feel every time i read and like d/v.....because he so belongs to jack....this is a great compromise.....
*scurries off to find more*

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