sid: (Jack don't judge)
sid ([personal profile] sid) wrote2012-03-17 08:02 am

St. Patrick's Day SG-1 ficlet from 2009

I just found this while I was doing some tagging, so I thought I might as well post it!
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"Hell-o," Daniel commented when he first saw them, eyebrows raised high.

"What?" Jack said. "Oh, these? Sure, and it's the time of year, Danny Boy, when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of...."

"Fellatio?"

Sam, padding out of the shower area wrapped in her robe and pink from scrubbing away the mud of PX2-253, froze in her tracks. "What?"

"Look!" Daniel said, pointing.

Jack, never one for modesty, turned to give Sam a good look, smirking.

Sam turned a little bit more pink and snickered. "Hoping to get lucky, sir?"

"I'd be wearing my lucky shamrock shorts then, now wouldn't I?"

"Oh, instead of the incredibly witty briefs?" Daniel questioned. "I mean, come on, Jack. 'Kiss me I'm Irish?'"

"You are not," Teal'c said, coming into the room with a towel slung inadequately around his hips and heading for his locker next to Jack's.

Sam pointed at Jack's underwear wordlessly.

Teal'c bent down to take a closer look.

"Hey, don't take it literally," Jack said, grabbing his shirt and holding it in front of him.

"You wish me to disregard your undergarment?"

"Absolutely. I wish that with all the Irish blood that's in me."

"Then I must respect your wishes," Teal'c said with a small bow and an even smaller smile.

"I appreciate that, T."

Daniel came over to put a hand on Teal'c's shoulder. "He's such a tease," he said in a confidential tone.

Jack's outraged "Hey!" was very nearly lost in the high peal of Sam's laughter, and the low boom of Teal'c's.

Daniel grinned from ear to ear.
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[personal profile] jumpuphigh 2012-03-17 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee hee
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[personal profile] discodiva76 2012-03-17 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Paddy's Day!....I remember this one and it's just as much fun to read the 2nd time around....*giggles @ Daniel's description of the "the incredibly witty briefs?" also*...


discodiva76: (White Briefs)

[personal profile] discodiva76 2012-03-17 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It was the "witty briefs" that did it...*snerk*
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[personal profile] panda 2012-03-17 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...... but where is part 2?
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[personal profile] green_grrl 2012-03-17 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha ha ha ha!!! I love this. :D
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[personal profile] green_grrl 2012-03-17 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Green Grrl approves, and will kiss her anywhere she likes! ;)
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[personal profile] heather_mist 2012-03-17 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Bet Daniel will be doing some Irish jigging (or jiggling perhaps?) later though!

This put a grin on my face - see: :-D
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[personal profile] heather_mist 2012-03-17 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*changes icon*

*grins again*
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[personal profile] jdjunkie 2012-03-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniggers*
lilyleia78: Jack and Daniel stare at each other at briefing table (SG1: JD briefing room)

[personal profile] lilyleia78 2012-03-17 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Jack should know better than to wear that stuff around his team.
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[personal profile] fignewton 2012-03-18 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sent here by [personal profile] green_grrl. :D Team glee and Daniel snarkage and Teal'c pwnage, whee!
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[personal profile] paian 2012-03-18 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I heart this so much! Every line is delightful and sets up the next line perfectly.
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[personal profile] theemdash 2012-03-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! ♥

Oh, Teal'c, you are awesome.