St. Patrick's Day SG-1 ficlet from 2009
Mar. 17th, 2012 08:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sidI just found this while I was doing some tagging, so I thought I might as well post it!
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"Hell-o," Daniel commented when he first saw them, eyebrows raised high.
"What?" Jack said. "Oh, these? Sure, and it's the time of year, Danny Boy, when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of...."
"Fellatio?"
Sam, padding out of the shower area wrapped in her robe and pink from scrubbing away the mud of PX2-253, froze in her tracks. "What?"
"Look!" Daniel said, pointing.
Jack, never one for modesty, turned to give Sam a good look, smirking.
Sam turned a little bit more pink and snickered. "Hoping to get lucky, sir?"
"I'd be wearing my lucky shamrock shorts then, now wouldn't I?"
"Oh, instead of the incredibly witty briefs?" Daniel questioned. "I mean, come on, Jack. 'Kiss me I'm Irish?'"
"You are not," Teal'c said, coming into the room with a towel slung inadequately around his hips and heading for his locker next to Jack's.
Sam pointed at Jack's underwear wordlessly.
Teal'c bent down to take a closer look.
"Hey, don't take it literally," Jack said, grabbing his shirt and holding it in front of him.
"You wish me to disregard your undergarment?"
"Absolutely. I wish that with all the Irish blood that's in me."
"Then I must respect your wishes," Teal'c said with a small bow and an even smaller smile.
"I appreciate that, T."
Daniel came over to put a hand on Teal'c's shoulder. "He's such a tease," he said in a confidential tone.
Jack's outraged "Hey!" was very nearly lost in the high peal of Sam's laughter, and the low boom of Teal'c's.
Daniel grinned from ear to ear.
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"Hell-o," Daniel commented when he first saw them, eyebrows raised high.
"What?" Jack said. "Oh, these? Sure, and it's the time of year, Danny Boy, when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of...."
"Fellatio?"
Sam, padding out of the shower area wrapped in her robe and pink from scrubbing away the mud of PX2-253, froze in her tracks. "What?"
"Look!" Daniel said, pointing.
Jack, never one for modesty, turned to give Sam a good look, smirking.
Sam turned a little bit more pink and snickered. "Hoping to get lucky, sir?"
"I'd be wearing my lucky shamrock shorts then, now wouldn't I?"
"Oh, instead of the incredibly witty briefs?" Daniel questioned. "I mean, come on, Jack. 'Kiss me I'm Irish?'"
"You are not," Teal'c said, coming into the room with a towel slung inadequately around his hips and heading for his locker next to Jack's.
Sam pointed at Jack's underwear wordlessly.
Teal'c bent down to take a closer look.
"Hey, don't take it literally," Jack said, grabbing his shirt and holding it in front of him.
"You wish me to disregard your undergarment?"
"Absolutely. I wish that with all the Irish blood that's in me."
"Then I must respect your wishes," Teal'c said with a small bow and an even smaller smile.
"I appreciate that, T."
Daniel came over to put a hand on Teal'c's shoulder. "He's such a tease," he said in a confidential tone.
Jack's outraged "Hey!" was very nearly lost in the high peal of Sam's laughter, and the low boom of Teal'c's.
Daniel grinned from ear to ear.
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Date: Mar. 17th, 2012 07:59 pm (UTC):-D
Maybe in another three years?
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Date: Mar. 17th, 2012 08:00 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: Mar. 17th, 2012 05:36 pm (UTC)This put a grin on my face - see: :-D
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Date: Mar. 17th, 2012 09:45 pm (UTC)*grins again*
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Date: Mar. 17th, 2012 03:28 pm (UTC)Oh, Teal'c, you are awesome.
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Date: Mar. 17th, 2012 07:41 pm (UTC)He is the awesomest, no doubt about it. :-D