sid: (Sid in the moon)
sid ([personal profile] sid) wrote2007-05-17 03:44 pm

3 Things I will never write meme (which I shall surely regret)

Shoot me now.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

a Mary Sue

John/Jack smut

J/D genderswap femslash
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[identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear. No, I won't do *that* to you. ;-)

1. Anthropomorfic: j/d are turned into unicorns. :-) (HA! It comes back to haunt you! :-)

2. A Mary Sue: any universe.

3. Beaglefic: any universe.

[identity profile] fiareynne.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaand that was my big belly laugh for the day. :D
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[identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

BRAVO!!!!!!!

[identity profile] delphia2000.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! CydSue! Jack says it all. :oD

[identity profile] niamaea.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
*cackle!*

I can't decide who to ship her with, I want them all to have her! ;)

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[identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort*

I'm sure Jack was referring to her writing abilities. ;)

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mary Cyd! *loves* She's the bestest!

Would still love to see the unicorns, though... ;-)

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[identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If you would never write it, It’s probably something I wouldn’t even read ... so this took some thinking.

1 - Jack O’Neill/John Sheppard smut. No Daniel or Rodney

2 - Dom Daniel takes advantage of a little bit drunk and willing-to-do-anything sub Jack, by trying something extra kinky he’s been wanting to try, but has been too embarrassed to ask. You must mention the kinky thing.

3 - Same as (2) above, except Jack is the one asking Daniel for the extra kinky thing.

OTOH, maybe you would write these. ;-)

*is excited*

[identity profile] tresa-cho.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I concur. *roots for #2*

[identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Is it polite to wrap your legs around a general?

Oh, I love that opening line! And steak! And meat! Bwahaha! You are a naughty girl, and I really like that about you. ;-)

(And I must confess, I was pretty sure you wouldn’t write 2 or 3. The things a girl has to do to get a little J/J action...)

(I should also confess, I’m compiling a very small, Jack/John theme list, of which you are now the star.)

Thank you!

*smooshes*

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You violate my OTP(s)! And it is HOT! Wench. ;-)

[identity profile] kuwdora.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)

*forgot how she got here*

*doesn't really care because she SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLS TO HIGH HEAVENS*

[identity profile] wraith816.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
1) quantumn mirror fic - your Jack and Daniel go through the mirror and meet scary dog-owning OOC!Jack and OOC!Daniel
2) genderswap so that Jack/Daniel is now femslash
3) any sort of hooker!AU

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