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Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)
a Mary Sue
John/Jack smut
J/D genderswap femslash
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)
a Mary Sue
John/Jack smut
J/D genderswap femslash
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)1. Anthropomorfic: j/d are turned into unicorns. :-) (HA! It comes back to haunt you! :-)
2. A Mary Sue: any universe.
3. Beaglefic: any universe.
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)“Her speech at the Beta Site was responsible for finally achieving a true spirit of cooperation between the Free Jaffa warriors and our Tok’ra brothers. I had come to believe that such a thing was not possible.”
“I’ve been trying to backwards engineer a Goa’uld hand device for years now, and it only took her twenty minutes to find the flaw in my reasoning that had been holding me back. I mean, thanks to her, we’re going to finally be able to make that technology work for anyone, whether they have naquada in their blood or not. And she isn’t even a scientist!”
Cyd was sitting four tables away from SG-1, but her abnormally acute hearing allowed her to pick up on what they were saying, and she blushed modestly, her flawless porcelain skin turning a delicate shade of rose-pink. When she heard Jack clear his throat, her long lashes fluttered over her sapphire eyes, and her luscious lips curved in a sweetly reminiscent smile.
“Yeah,” Jack said gruffly. “She’s talented all right.”
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)BRAVO!!!!!!!
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)I can't decide who to ship her with, I want them all to have her! ;)
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 04:02 am (UTC)I'm sure Jack was referring to her writing abilities. ;)
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)Would still love to see the unicorns, though... ;-)
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Date: Nov. 28th, 2011 02:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 08:34 pm (UTC)1 - Jack O’Neill/John Sheppard smut. No Daniel or Rodney
2 - Dom Daniel takes advantage of a little bit drunk and willing-to-do-anything sub Jack, by trying something extra kinky he’s been wanting to try, but has been too embarrassed to ask. You must mention the kinky thing.
3 - Same as (2) above, except Jack is the one asking Daniel for the extra kinky thing.
OTOH, maybe you would write these. ;-)
*is excited*
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Date: May. 17th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 18th, 2007 02:58 am (UTC)Spoilsport!
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)Is it polite to wrap your legs around a general? John was playing it safe and pulling his knees to his chest. Impossible to say if all this was an invitation to touch and hold O’Neill. A kiss would be a good indicator, but so far...
“Ahh!” The general had no problems with touching him, that was for sure. Touches and pats and rubs before dinner and all through it and afterwards, on the couch, when O’Neill had complained about missing having a fireplace while he hypnotized John with his intense gaze and put a warm, heavy hand on his knee.
Lots of touching, and John’s skin soaked it up like a sponge soaks up water. A different sort of touching now, with O’Neill’s fingers slithering up inside him, making him squirm and pant. O’Neill smiled down at him and John soaked that up, too.
The fingers were removed, and John moaned a little; just a little. O’Neill pressed up against him, round and blunt and hard, and grinned, saying, “So you say you never get enough meat in Atlantis?”
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)Oh, I love that opening line! And steak! And meat! Bwahaha! You are a naughty girl, and I really like that about you. ;-)
(And I must confess, I was pretty sure you wouldn’t write 2 or 3. The things a girl has to do to get a little J/J action...)
(I should also confess, I’m compiling a very small, Jack/John theme list, of which you are now the star.)
Thank you!
*smooshes*
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 07:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: Jun. 14th, 2007 04:05 am (UTC)*forgot how she got here*
*doesn't really care because she SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLS TO HIGH HEAVENS*
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Date: Oct. 17th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: Nov. 28th, 2011 02:50 pm (UTC)LOVE!
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)2) genderswap so that Jack/Daniel is now femslash
3) any sort of hooker!AU
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Date: May. 18th, 2007 04:03 pm (UTC)Some things hadn’t changed, though, which meant that Danielle hung out there as often as ever. Probably more often. They’d always been friends, but now they were girlfriends. Which seemed to involve a lot of giggling, and shopping for just the right shade of nail polish. And weirdly intimate talk about cramps (Danielle) and hot flashes (Jacqui) and cup sizes and how hard it was to have an orgasm compared to the old days.
When Danielle showed up at Jacqui’s door one evening with a bottle of champagne in one hand and a bottle of bubble bath in the other, things got interesting very quickly, and soon they were squeezing into Jacqui’s over-sized tub, clutching the last two glasses of champagne. They never could agree afterwards who had reached for her friend’s slippery, soapy breasts first.
But they did agree later, as they lay in Jacqui’s bed, idly playing with each other’s long, damp hair, that multiple orgasms were something really, really special.
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