3 Things I will never write meme (which I shall surely regret)

[sid]

Shoot me now.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

a Mary Sue

John/Jack smut

J/D genderswap femslash

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. No, I won't do *that* to you. ;-)

1. Anthropomorfic: j/d are turned into unicorns. :-) (HA! It comes back to haunt you! :-)

2. A Mary Sue: any universe.

3. Beaglefic: any universe.

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

If you would never write it, It’s probably something I wouldn’t even read ... so this took some thinking.

1 - Jack O’Neill/John Sheppard smut. No Daniel or Rodney

2 - Dom Daniel takes advantage of a little bit drunk and willing-to-do-anything sub Jack, by trying something extra kinky he’s been wanting to try, but has been too embarrassed to ask. You must mention the kinky thing.

3 - Same as (2) above, except Jack is the one asking Daniel for the extra kinky thing.

OTOH, maybe you would write these. ;-)

*is excited*

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

1) quantumn mirror fic - your Jack and Daniel go through the mirror and meet scary dog-owning OOC!Jack and OOC!Daniel
2) genderswap so that Jack/Daniel is now femslash
3) any sort of hooker!AU