A Kink A Day

[sid]

I blame

tejas. 

I'm going to attempt to produce one kinky drabble per day, but I will require your help.

Give me a prompt.  It can be as simple as "sex with fruit" *g*, or you can also give me a character or pairing, and/or an indication of how serious or humorous you'd like it to be. 

But bear in mind that prompts such as "George/Walter, rubber" are automatically going to make me snicker, and I might not be able to keep that out of my writing.  ;-)

I'll take the first ten prompts.  Any fandom I'm familiar with is fine; Jack/Daniel will probably be my default if you don't specify something.

Ready?  Go!

 

 

PROMPTS ARE FILLED NOW.  Thank you for playing our game, boys and girls.  :-) 

 

Comments

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

I'll say...any pairing I won't object to, and (semi-) public sex.

[sid]

One

[or-mabinogi.livejournal.com]

1.) numb lips

2.) insomnia

3.) homunculus

*eg*

[sid]

*runs to dictionary*

[or-mabinogi.livejournal.com]

Well, you could always just go with simulacrum instead. ;-)

[sid]

What kind of drugs are you taking again? :-D

C'mon, give me a nice, er, normal kink and I'll Dan/Cam it for you. *holds out candy to little boy*

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

homunculus

I didn't know that was an actual word...for a split second, I thought I finally got someone to watch FMA...

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Finger licking/sucking, or any kind of hand fetishing. And Jack/Daniel, naturally.

[sid]

Two

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I blame
tejas.

I'm so proud! :-)

Ok... let's see...

J/D, of course.

Umm...

Personalized written porn (as in, written by one of them about them, of course). Yes, I want them to slash themselves. ;-)

Musicals.

Ranch dressing. (*Salad* dressing, not cowboy boots. ;-)

[sid]

Hey, I've only got 100 words to work with here! LOL

Am I supposed to pick one? (Is "musicals" a kink? Oh, guess it must be, for you)

I assume I should avoid using Spicy Ranch dressing on any delicate areas? Or maybe not. Hmmm.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL! No, not a kink for me, but I could just imagine it being a kink for someone. Nothing like watching Showboat to get 'em all hot and bothered.

On the other hand, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is certainly drool-worthy. ;-):-)

And yes, I'm thinking the spicy might be a tad much... unless it was fore-foreplay. ;-)

[sid]

OK. 3a, b, and c. :-)

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

*tries to breath. oh, the possibilities*

Daniel/Ronan (hey, I have to try. and I blame ankh_lj for that)
contentious, weapons, sweat, teeth (just tossin' you some mood and fetishes here. go whither you will)

I'll just be in my bunk...

[sid]

Hmmm. Daniel/Ronon. *raises eyebrow*

Four

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

*bounce bounce bounce bounce*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

J/D: Jack's tipsy, and happy. :)

[sid]

Five. :-)

[paian]

Jack/Daniel, sex sling :-)

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

*whispers loudly* Is a "sex sling" a harness?

[tejas.livejournal.com]

More like a hammock. :-)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Only not.

[paian]

Yup. :-)

hxxp://www.xeromag.com/fvbdglossary.html#sling

'harness' to me would mean straps around the chest ...

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Same here. Though, I suppose one could combine the two.

[paian]

Mm! ::nods::

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I'll leave that to those of you better versed in such things...

...then I'll read them! ;-)

[sid]

*looks innocent*

(because this time I am!)

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

*wails unconvincingly*
but it's in your journal. and it's always in this specific, er, subject that I find myself stumbling across new and really interesting unsought-after information!
(go ahead, snerk all you want. I know you want to!)

[paian]

Oh, I did see that and get a grin out of it.

Hey, whatever gets one of 'em suspended works for me. Actually, with Sid writing it, sex in the backyard hammock would work too. *g*

Show titles! lol :-)

[sid]

Looks like you get your (other) wish!

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

yipppeeee. still bouncing!

[sid]

Six. *snickers* (not at you, at zats)

Because I'm evil

[merricatk.livejournal.com]

Vinnie, Sonny, threesome?

Re: Because I'm evil

[sid]

Ooh, there's a challenge! Never wrote any Wiseguy.

*muses* Sid Royce? Father Pete? *eg*

Seven.

Re: Because I'm evil

[merricatk.livejournal.com]

Oh, two kinks for the price of one--either incest or bestiality. (What kind of rodent is Sid Royce, anyway? *g*)

Re: Because I'm evil

[sid]

I think Sid might have a dampening effect on the libidos of our boyz. Could it be a buxom young lady?

Re: Because I'm evil

[merricatk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm picturing Sonny & Vinnie both with that same expression Karen Leland had. *g* I think they'd both be happier with a cocktail waitress.

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

McShep. Dressed for sex.

[sid]

?? Tuxedos? Sweat socks? Frilly nightgowns? My choice?

[tejas.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*!

*FRILLY NIGHTGOWNS*?????

Oh, PLEASE????? And I don't even *read* McShep, but the image that came to mind nearly had me laughing loud enough to scare the cats outside. :-)

[sid]

Well, that's two votes for frilly nightgowns, but I'll be good and let delphia2000 decide.

This one's #8 btw.

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

I think it should be author's choice. I have no problem with inspiring humor. ;o)

[ivorygates]

Daniel/(Dealer's Choice)

Fur (I'm thinking mink bedspread, but I don't want to cramp your style...)

[sid]

*giggle*

Nine

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

George/Walter, pineapple

Ha!

Or how about George/Walter, rimming
or G/W, double-ended dildo
or G/W, under-the-desk blowjob during a meeting

Oh yes, that's the one, covert BJ.

[sid]

Darn! I'd hoped I'd fill my ten spots before you showed up! ;-)

TEN. Covert blowjob it is!

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

ba ha ha ha

I saw that there were something like 42 comments so I didn't think I had a chance but then as I read and saw that each comment wasn't a prompt my heart beat faster as I went down the page and then. Then. Then I saw that mine was #10. //laughs with glee//