3 Things I will never write meme (which I shall surely regret)

[sid]

Shoot me now.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

a Mary Sue

John/Jack smut

J/D genderswap femslash

Comments

[niamaea.livejournal.com]

Not to mention, she'd go talk to them for five minutes and the Priors would be all, you know, "So we should let everyone choose their own religion, and then maybe everyone won't try to kill us all the time...how did we not think of it before? Brilliant!"

[sid]

And then the Ori would shrug and be all, "Well, there goes our army. Isn't she amazing? People should be worshipping her, not us. Seriously."

[niamaea.livejournal.com]

And the Others would be like, "This is crazy, we can't just sit back and watch this happen. We need to get down there are pledge our allegiance before the line gets too long."

[sid]

Hallowed is the Cyd!

Amen.

[niamaea.livejournal.com]

Best. Episode. Ever.