'Vive la France', J/D double drabble, R

[sid]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get back to my remix.  Meanwhile...

Daniel returns from vacation.  200 words, a soft R (heh).

VIVE LA FRANCE

“Whoa.”

 

“People do come back from vacations with tans.”

 

“Some people generally spend their vacations in museums and musty old libraries.”

 

Daniel crinkled his nose and flashed a white, white smile.

 

Jack opened his locker and began to change, surreptiously watching Daniel; looking forward to seeing Daniel’s white butt contrasted against all that sun-baked skin. Not a look he’d ever expected the opportunity to enjoy coming from his scholarly friend. His heart beat a little faster as he mentally pictured the pale slope of Daniel’s taut ass, curving down into…

 

“Whoa!”

 

“What? Oh.” Daniel ran a brown hand down the side of an equally brown cheek.

 

“Nude beach?” a stunned Jack inquired, struggling to adjust his internal image of Daniel.

 

“Uh, private estate. A friend rented a villa in Provence for a month.”

 

“Nice.” Jack casually crossed a leg as he worked on a knotted shoelace.

 

“Yeah, it was great,” Daniel enthused. “Perfect weather, good company, great food and wine.”

 

“Sure,” Jack mumbled as he concentrated on the other shoe.

 

“I must have gained ten pounds,” Daniel said, slapping his belly and causing his dangling genitals to sway gently.

 

Jack closed his eyes and uttered a brief prayer for mercy.

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Evil. Very very evil. ;-):-)

MWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor, tormented, tempted Jack! I shouldn't be giggling, but I am.

[paian]

lol. And Daniel is so doing all of this on purpose. No mercy from him, apparently. But maybe that bodes well for Jack in the future. *g*

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Eheheh. Daniel is a bad, bad man. Or even more oblivious than we ever thought. :D

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Dude, evil!

And yet really, really hot. I'll be in my bunk.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think he's got a plan. I'm sure the lovely and talented Sid will proceed to show us in no uncertain terms exactly what it is.

I figure it involves Jack, a feather bed and the condiment of their choice.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, bratty bratty bratty! No mercy, Daniel! Get your man!

[no-eden.livejournal.com]

Seducing!Daniel! Or Oblivious!Daniel! Either way, very nice. Poor Jack. He's only human, after all.

[sid]

Aw, shucks, 'tweren't nuthin'.

:-D

[ivorygates]

*giggle*

[sid]

Me, too! Let's enable each other! *g*

[sid]

Hee! You think? I haven't been able to make up my mind whether Daniel's being a tease or not. Although he's entirely capable of it! :-D

[sid]

Yay! *licks finger and makes tally mark in the air*

Thanks!

[sid]

So, it's a ploy? Hmm, interesting.

I'm wondering exactly what Daniel's been up to on that vacation in the sun...perhaps long discussions on how to get your man? ;-)

[sid]

The preponderance of evidence opinion seems to be leaning towards Seducing!Daniel.

Poor Jack indeed. :-D

[sid]

Yes, creamy. As in the sauces of Provence. *pokes Daniel's tummy and watches the resulting ripples of movement*

[sid]

The growing consensus is that Daniel is pure evil.

I like that in a man.

So does Jack.

[niamaea.livejournal.com]

Heee! See, Jack, this is what happen when you get complacent...surprises! Tanned ass surprises! I'm throwing my vote in with those who think Daniel's doing it on purpose. Probably looking forward to it the whooooole flight home. ;)

[sid]

Is cocoa butter a condiment? :-D

And shouldn't it be an air mattress, next to a pool, water sparkling in the sun, temperature rising to incandescent levels as Jack rubs cocoa butter into Daniel's glistening skin...

Excuse me, I think, um, I think I left something on the stove. Yeah. That's it. Gotta go.

[gaidheil1974.livejournal.com]

And Daniel HAS to know what he's doing to Jack....

[sid]

*looks at your icon* "Not in the locker room, Jack!" LOL

Yep, I am now picturing a group of gay friends lolling around sunny Provence giving Daniel advice on how to make Jack really look at him.

Of course, they were all smashed on wine, so the advice might not work entirely as planned. ;-)

[sid]

I've realized that, at 200 words, I failed to specify "silent" prayer for mercy. So it's entirely possible that if Daniel started out oblivious he didn't stay that way! :-D

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Mercy indeed! :o) Nice way to start my day...thanks!

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Ahahah! Brilliant.

[sid]

Too early for spiked punch?

I didn't think so.

*hands you a cup*

Glad you enjoyed! :-D