'Vive la France', J/D double drabble, R

[sid]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get back to my remix.  Meanwhile...

Daniel returns from vacation.  200 words, a soft R (heh).

VIVE LA FRANCE

“Whoa.”

 

“People do come back from vacations with tans.”

 

“Some people generally spend their vacations in museums and musty old libraries.”

 

Daniel crinkled his nose and flashed a white, white smile.

 

Jack opened his locker and began to change, surreptiously watching Daniel; looking forward to seeing Daniel’s white butt contrasted against all that sun-baked skin. Not a look he’d ever expected the opportunity to enjoy coming from his scholarly friend. His heart beat a little faster as he mentally pictured the pale slope of Daniel’s taut ass, curving down into…

 

“Whoa!”

 

“What? Oh.” Daniel ran a brown hand down the side of an equally brown cheek.

 

“Nude beach?” a stunned Jack inquired, struggling to adjust his internal image of Daniel.

 

“Uh, private estate. A friend rented a villa in Provence for a month.”

 

“Nice.” Jack casually crossed a leg as he worked on a knotted shoelace.

 

“Yeah, it was great,” Daniel enthused. “Perfect weather, good company, great food and wine.”

 

“Sure,” Jack mumbled as he concentrated on the other shoe.

 

“I must have gained ten pounds,” Daniel said, slapping his belly and causing his dangling genitals to sway gently.

 

Jack closed his eyes and uttered a brief prayer for mercy.

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Evil. Very very evil. ;-):-)

MWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[sid]

Aw, shucks, 'tweren't nuthin'.

:-D

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor, tormented, tempted Jack! I shouldn't be giggling, but I am.

[sid]

Me, too! Let's enable each other! *g*

[paian]

lol. And Daniel is so doing all of this on purpose. No mercy from him, apparently. But maybe that bodes well for Jack in the future. *g*

[sid]

Hee! You think? I haven't been able to make up my mind whether Daniel's being a tease or not. Although he's entirely capable of it! :-D

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Eheheh. Daniel is a bad, bad man. Or even more oblivious than we ever thought. :D

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think he's got a plan. I'm sure the lovely and talented Sid will proceed to show us in no uncertain terms exactly what it is.

I figure it involves Jack, a feather bed and the condiment of their choice.

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Dude, evil!

And yet really, really hot. I'll be in my bunk.

[sid]

Yay! *licks finger and makes tally mark in the air*

Thanks!

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, bratty bratty bratty! No mercy, Daniel! Get your man!

[sid]

So, it's a ploy? Hmm, interesting.

I'm wondering exactly what Daniel's been up to on that vacation in the sun...perhaps long discussions on how to get your man? ;-)

[no-eden.livejournal.com]

Seducing!Daniel! Or Oblivious!Daniel! Either way, very nice. Poor Jack. He's only human, after all.

[sid]

The preponderance of evidence opinion seems to be leaning towards Seducing!Daniel.

Poor Jack indeed. :-D

[ivorygates]

*giggle*

[sid]

Yes, creamy. As in the sauces of Provence. *pokes Daniel's tummy and watches the resulting ripples of movement*

[niamaea.livejournal.com]

Heee! See, Jack, this is what happen when you get complacent...surprises! Tanned ass surprises! I'm throwing my vote in with those who think Daniel's doing it on purpose. Probably looking forward to it the whooooole flight home. ;)

[sid]

*looks at your icon* "Not in the locker room, Jack!" LOL

Yep, I am now picturing a group of gay friends lolling around sunny Provence giving Daniel advice on how to make Jack really look at him.

Of course, they were all smashed on wine, so the advice might not work entirely as planned. ;-)

[gaidheil1974.livejournal.com]

And Daniel HAS to know what he's doing to Jack....

[sid]

I've realized that, at 200 words, I failed to specify "silent" prayer for mercy. So it's entirely possible that if Daniel started out oblivious he didn't stay that way! :-D

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Mercy indeed! :o) Nice way to start my day...thanks!

[sid]

Too early for spiked punch?

I didn't think so.

*hands you a cup*

Glad you enjoyed! :-D

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Ahahah! Brilliant.

[sid]

Thanks, dear! :-) Whee, it's fun to laugh at poor Jack!!

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Heh, I was waiting for Daniel to specify that his friend was male.

[sid]

If Jack's blood flow to the brain ever gets restored, he's probably going to start wondering with just whom Daniel has been nude sunbathing.

And if there was mutual oil slathering. ;-)

[tigerlilly2063.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Poor Jack! He has no chance when Daniel's playing him like this. ;)

I wonder what would've happened if Daniel came back with this tan line (http://www.ohlalaparis.com/ohlalaparis/2005/09/best_tan_line_e.html)...

[sid]

*giggles with you* Jack only thought he knew what turned him on. :-D

[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

Daniel had a very, very relaxed vacation with interesting friends. Because I can't imagine him as ever being so casual before with the self-touching: sliding a hand over his butt, slapping his belly so that dangly bits get to swing ... and catch Jack's eye.

::pouts::
What about having Jack inviting Daniel over for some sunbathing?
::drools::

Oops, I've got to go take a shower. No, really!

Hugs,
H.

[sid]

My imagination tells me that two guys that share a locker room long enough get pretty comfortable around each other. I'm positive that Jack scratches his balls and asks Daniel to check to see if that's a pimple on his butt. LOL!

But it doesn't seem very Daniel, does it? So it's either all a clever plan, or Daniel just spent his entire vacation as a nudist.

Or both. ;-)

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Go Daniel!

[sid]

Yes, Daniel, you've got Jack's attention. Go! *waves pom-poms*

:-D

[captainlogic.livejournal.com]

*Lobs own two cents that Daniel is a tease, and I likes it* Is also prepared to beg in a totally shamless way for some sort of a sequel. Think Jack needs a thorough search to check that tan is truely all over.

[sid]

I admire shameless begging. *eg*

I'll keep the sequel idea in mind. But first I think Jack will need to speak to a cardiologist to make sure his heart can take it. ;-)

[entrenous.livejournal.com]

RE: Daniel on a Nude Beach? When in Rome!!! Or France, as the case may be. He IS an anthropologist, after all. Aww, maybe a little shy at first, but after a while, ain't no thing. 'Sides, I can totally see him sitting on a nude beach bathing that nice little butt while brushing up on some Claude Lévi-Strauss--in the original French, of course.

But I digress.

Hmm. Clueless!Daniel, saucy!Daniel? Works either way for me. Encore, s'il vous plaît!

[sid]

Merci!

I'll bet Jack can't picture himself on a nude beach, let alone Daniel. Oh, yeah, sure, offworld maybe...

but that should totally be a story for another day

:-D

[justhuman.livejournal.com]

Lovely!!! and oh so mean of Daniel :-D

[sid]

I'm sure he'll be happy to make it up to Jack at some future time - he's not really mean. :-)

[perfica.livejournal.com]

I vote for 'Daniel the tease.' The only way he could have made his genitals more obvious would be to tie a bow around them ;-)

[sid]

Ooh!

I like the way you think. :-)

[melcrook.livejournal.com]

PMSL!!!!
God knows i should never have read this before my exam later, im not going to be able to concentrate with that image!!!!!
Loved it!
xxx

[sid]

PMSL?

Perfect icon! *g*

Hope the exam goes well - I don't want to be weighed down with the responsibility of causing you to be fatally distracted!

And thank you. :-)

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

*THUD* Daniel is SUCH a tease, he knows exactly what he's doing to poor Jack, and he's loving every second!!

[sid]

Yes, but let's be fair. It's not like Daniel's tormenting Jack by showing him everything he can't have.

If Jack wants him, he's got him! :-D

[darkness4light.livejournal.com]

*faints*
Give into temptation Jack! Give in!
Loved this. :D
Jen

[sid]

Thanks, Jen!

Jack's trying so hard to be good. No, Jack, be bad!! LOL

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

LOL this was awesome. Dammit now I'm gonna be distractedly imagining Shanks' tanned ass while I'm working tomorrow...
What a shame, lol.

[sid]

Oh, yeah, that's a real shame! Very sorry to have burdened you that way. ;-)

Perfect icon! And thank you!

[m-dk.livejournal.com]

Evil evil Daniel... lol, I loved it!

[sid]

Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it! :-D

Glad you enjoyed!!