'Vive la France', J/D double drabble, R

[sid]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get back to my remix.  Meanwhile...

Daniel returns from vacation.  200 words, a soft R (heh).

VIVE LA FRANCE

“Whoa.”

 

“People do come back from vacations with tans.”

 

“Some people generally spend their vacations in museums and musty old libraries.”

 

Daniel crinkled his nose and flashed a white, white smile.

 

Jack opened his locker and began to change, surreptiously watching Daniel; looking forward to seeing Daniel’s white butt contrasted against all that sun-baked skin. Not a look he’d ever expected the opportunity to enjoy coming from his scholarly friend. His heart beat a little faster as he mentally pictured the pale slope of Daniel’s taut ass, curving down into…

 

“Whoa!”

 

“What? Oh.” Daniel ran a brown hand down the side of an equally brown cheek.

 

“Nude beach?” a stunned Jack inquired, struggling to adjust his internal image of Daniel.

 

“Uh, private estate. A friend rented a villa in Provence for a month.”

 

“Nice.” Jack casually crossed a leg as he worked on a knotted shoelace.

 

“Yeah, it was great,” Daniel enthused. “Perfect weather, good company, great food and wine.”

 

“Sure,” Jack mumbled as he concentrated on the other shoe.

 

“I must have gained ten pounds,” Daniel said, slapping his belly and causing his dangling genitals to sway gently.

 

Jack closed his eyes and uttered a brief prayer for mercy.

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Evil. Very very evil. ;-):-)

MWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor, tormented, tempted Jack! I shouldn't be giggling, but I am.

[paian]

lol. And Daniel is so doing all of this on purpose. No mercy from him, apparently. But maybe that bodes well for Jack in the future. *g*

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Eheheh. Daniel is a bad, bad man. Or even more oblivious than we ever thought. :D

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Dude, evil!

And yet really, really hot. I'll be in my bunk.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, bratty bratty bratty! No mercy, Daniel! Get your man!

[no-eden.livejournal.com]

Seducing!Daniel! Or Oblivious!Daniel! Either way, very nice. Poor Jack. He's only human, after all.

[ivorygates]

*giggle*

[niamaea.livejournal.com]

Heee! See, Jack, this is what happen when you get complacent...surprises! Tanned ass surprises! I'm throwing my vote in with those who think Daniel's doing it on purpose. Probably looking forward to it the whooooole flight home. ;)

[gaidheil1974.livejournal.com]

And Daniel HAS to know what he's doing to Jack....

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Mercy indeed! :o) Nice way to start my day...thanks!

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Ahahah! Brilliant.

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Heh, I was waiting for Daniel to specify that his friend was male.

[tigerlilly2063.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Poor Jack! He has no chance when Daniel's playing him like this. ;)

I wonder what would've happened if Daniel came back with this tan line (http://www.ohlalaparis.com/ohlalaparis/2005/09/best_tan_line_e.html)...

[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

Daniel had a very, very relaxed vacation with interesting friends. Because I can't imagine him as ever being so casual before with the self-touching: sliding a hand over his butt, slapping his belly so that dangly bits get to swing ... and catch Jack's eye.

::pouts::
What about having Jack inviting Daniel over for some sunbathing?
::drools::

Oops, I've got to go take a shower. No, really!

Hugs,
H.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Go Daniel!

[captainlogic.livejournal.com]

*Lobs own two cents that Daniel is a tease, and I likes it* Is also prepared to beg in a totally shamless way for some sort of a sequel. Think Jack needs a thorough search to check that tan is truely all over.

[entrenous.livejournal.com]

RE: Daniel on a Nude Beach? When in Rome!!! Or France, as the case may be. He IS an anthropologist, after all. Aww, maybe a little shy at first, but after a while, ain't no thing. 'Sides, I can totally see him sitting on a nude beach bathing that nice little butt while brushing up on some Claude Lévi-Strauss--in the original French, of course.

But I digress.

Hmm. Clueless!Daniel, saucy!Daniel? Works either way for me. Encore, s'il vous plaît!

[justhuman.livejournal.com]

Lovely!!! and oh so mean of Daniel :-D

[perfica.livejournal.com]

I vote for 'Daniel the tease.' The only way he could have made his genitals more obvious would be to tie a bow around them ;-)

[melcrook.livejournal.com]

PMSL!!!!
God knows i should never have read this before my exam later, im not going to be able to concentrate with that image!!!!!
Loved it!
xxx

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

*THUD* Daniel is SUCH a tease, he knows exactly what he's doing to poor Jack, and he's loving every second!!

[darkness4light.livejournal.com]

*faints*
Give into temptation Jack! Give in!
Loved this. :D
Jen

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

LOL this was awesome. Dammit now I'm gonna be distractedly imagining Shanks' tanned ass while I'm working tomorrow...
What a shame, lol.

[m-dk.livejournal.com]

Evil evil Daniel... lol, I loved it!