Sorry for the pathetic attempt but I wanted to contribute and this is the crap that spewed forth.
What do you say? Dinner, baby?
Jack shook his head in frustration. Yeah, that'll catch the guy. Sound sleazy. He threw the bouncy bal at the wall again. It hit with a smack! and ricocheted back towards Jack. The colonel caught it automatically, his mind still on the problem of asking one Dr. Daniel 'Don't Tell Me What to Do' Jackson out on a date.
Hey... baby! How's about we get down and dirty? Jack sighed and dropped his head into his hands, the bouncy ball pushing into his left eyeball.
"Smooth, Jack. Very smooth. And what's with your damn fixation on calling Daniel baby?"
"You like to call me baby, Jack?"
Jack whirled around, shock spreading across his face. There, just behind Jack, stood Daniel, a smirk spreading across his face. The archaeologist's eyes twinkled as he said, "I hope it's not because you think I should still be in diapers."
Jack just stared. Daniel pushed off from the door and walked slowly towards his team leader. "But from the blush creeping across your face, I'd say it was the sexy baby. Am I right? Baby."
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Hey Baby, Hey PG
Date: Jan. 12th, 2009 05:15 am (UTC)What do you say? Dinner, baby?
Jack shook his head in frustration. Yeah, that'll catch the guy. Sound sleazy. He threw the bouncy bal at the wall again. It hit with a smack! and ricocheted back towards Jack. The colonel caught it automatically, his mind still on the problem of asking one Dr. Daniel 'Don't Tell Me What to Do' Jackson out on a date.
Hey... baby! How's about we get down and dirty? Jack sighed and dropped his head into his hands, the bouncy ball pushing into his left eyeball.
"Smooth, Jack. Very smooth. And what's with your damn fixation on calling Daniel baby?"
"You like to call me baby, Jack?"
Jack whirled around, shock spreading across his face. There, just behind Jack, stood Daniel, a smirk spreading across his face. The archaeologist's eyes twinkled as he said, "I hope it's not because you think I should still be in diapers."
Jack just stared. Daniel pushed off from the door and walked slowly towards his team leader. "But from the blush creeping across your face, I'd say it was the sexy baby. Am I right? Baby."
Daniel kicked the door shut.
END.