Two comment!fic plus a meme

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I wrote to 2 of the prompts I got this morning. Then I took a nap.

Unfair Advantage (Jack, Daniel, Harry Maybourne - and blackmail) and Aliens Made Them Learn Stuff (Jack[/ or ,]Daniel, school, not an AU)

And a meme stolen from archersangel:

Answer the questions with the title of tv episodes - in this case Stargate: SG-1, but you can pick whatever series you want.

Are you a male or a female?
“Hathor”

Describe yourself:
“Crystal Skull”

How do you feel:
“Need”

Describe where you currently live:
“Crossroads”

If you could go anywhere where would you go?
“Holiday”

Your favorite form of transportation:
“Prometheus”

Your best friend is:
“Urgo”

What’s the weather like:
“Frozen”

Favorite time of day:
“Meridian”

If your life was a TV show, it would be called:
“Past and Present”

What is life to you:
“Learning Curve”

Your fear:
“Demons”

What is the best advice you have to give:
“Show and Tell”

Thought for the Day:
“Tangent”

How I would like to die:
“Ascension”

My soul’s present condition:
“Moebius”

My motto:
“There But For the Grace of God”