Links to John/Rodney kinkfic and Five Things Round 7 prompts

NC-17, John/Rodney, written for the kinkofthemonth December challenge: Prestidigitation

Five Things:
 
Five things Rodney hopes John never, ever finds out

Five times Sam almost told Jack she loved him

Five things Daniel will never tell Vala

Five times Cam made Teal'c's eyebrow go up

Five things Daniel Can Do With His Tongue

Five Jaffa Tattoos That Make Jack Snicker

Five things Jack packed in Daniel's suitcase when he left for Atlantis

Five things Daniel packed in Jack's suitcase when he left for Washington, D.C.