Prompt-a-thon: Help Stamp Out Writer's Block

Didn't I used to be a writer?

I'm taking the first 3 prompts (with a 4th reserved for

jd_junkie ) that I receive, and, er, you'll get something back.  No telling what! 

 

 

ETA: FOUR Three comment fics to be found in the comments (where else?)

HELP ME!!!

Thank you.