stolen from melayneseahawk

Dear dragojustine :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself.  I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant.  I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget cocaine abuse.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sid


( Huh? )