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Procrastination: why do I never learn?
Feb. 7th, 2013 01:44 pmProcrastination is evol, m'kay?
Procrastination is when you put off getting down on the floor on your belly, with a magnifying glass in hand, in order to get the serial number off your new refrigerator, so you can fill out the paperwork to receive a rebate on the $80 delivery charge.
Procrastination is discovering that you have left this chore until the very last possible day, and the paperwork has to be postmarked today, or you lose that $80, and will have no one to blame but yourself for never bothering to check for the deadline.
Procrastination means having to drive through a heavy snowstorm to the post office, with your windows rolled down for visibility's sake, realizing that if you get into an accident, it's going to be a lot more costly than $80.
*head/desk*
Procrastination is when you put off getting down on the floor on your belly, with a magnifying glass in hand, in order to get the serial number off your new refrigerator, so you can fill out the paperwork to receive a rebate on the $80 delivery charge.
Procrastination is discovering that you have left this chore until the very last possible day, and the paperwork has to be postmarked today, or you lose that $80, and will have no one to blame but yourself for never bothering to check for the deadline.
Procrastination means having to drive through a heavy snowstorm to the post office, with your windows rolled down for visibility's sake, realizing that if you get into an accident, it's going to be a lot more costly than $80.
*head/desk*
