Meme

[sid]

Stolen from kazbaby :

You see me in the back of a police car. What was I arrested for?

Comments

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Mooning the McCain/Palin campaign headquarters.

[lilyleia78]

::totally in love with your icon::

[sid]

Would I do a thing like that? *polishes halo*

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey.

::sigh::

How many times have I told you? Sure, you have a great eye for colour and an uncanny ability to refurbish, revamp, and revitalize any room of the house on a shoestring budget.

But you have to ask the people first.

You can't just sneak in to redo strangers houses while they're out then hide inside and yell "You've been Queer Eyed!" when they walk in the door.

[sid]

But... sometimes the people say no.

So I stopped asking. *looks apologetic*

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

*gives you disappointed look* You forgot to wear your mask when you stalked David Cook, didn't you? I told you about that!

[sid]

*hangs head*

Yes. I forgot.

*sniffles*

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

*sighs and gives you a Kleenex* Well, at least he'll probably drop the charges, if you didn't staple pictures of David Archuleta to the walls.... right?

[sid]

My fingers are crossed!

[lilyleia78]

Voyeurism and lewd conduct in a public place! ♥

[sid]

Oh, but it was worth it! ;-D

[djaddict.livejournal.com]

Kidnapping Jack & Daniel, duh.

[sid]

I would've put 'em back safely when I was done with them, honest!

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Calling the arresting officer "baby" :-)

[sid]

*shrugs* It usually works.

;-)

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

unlawful imprisonment. but i'm mounting your defense that you thought they were just REALLY life-like robot replicas. that and their stockholm syndrome... you'll be all right.

[sid]

their stockholm syndrome

I was really benevolent. *nods*

[lolmac]

You weren't arrested at all. They were taking you into "protective custody". You were only wearing handcuffs because you wanted to . . . and the ride in the cop car was your birthday present. Well, the beginning of your birthday present, anyway. I'm still waiting for details on the rest of the evening. Preferably with video.

What I can't figure out is where you found two cops who looked so much like Jack and Daniel. But are they available for my birthday?

[sid]

Ahem, well, yes, technically they would be available for your birthday... except that the three of us have come to an "arrangement", and I'm afraid that they're off the market.

Permanently.

(We're not releasing the complete video, but there possibly might be some outtakes available in the near future. Watch this blog for developments.)

[lolmac]

Awwww . . . *whinges* Can't I even borrow them? I thought you were good at sharing. *pouts*

[sid]

You thought I was... what on earth ever gave you that idea? *eg*

[lolmac]

The amount of blackmail material I have on you. *weg*

[sid]

Oh.


That.

[kayljay.livejournal.com]

For selling the illegal outtakes of that threesome video. Wouldn't that make a mint? You'd never have to work again.

Jack would use his awesome special ops skills and break you out and the three of you would escape to Rio. I don't think they have an extradition treaty with the US.

[sid]

Rio + Jack + Daniel + me = year-round Carnivale.

Mmmmm. :-D

[kayljay.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining the boys in skimpy or no swimwear. Guh.

[sid]

First skimpy.

Then no.

*nods*

[lavenderlocks.livejournal.com]

I went straight for mooning, too.

Don't know what that says about me, or you actually? :S



how about: trying to use hydraulic-assisted wire cutters to get into Cheyenne Mountain? we keep telling you the stargate isn't there....

[sid]

NID lies... I know it's in there....

(maybe my icon leads to suppositions about mooning?)

[lavenderlocks.livejournal.com]

Magic 8 Ball says 'strong possibility' ;)