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jd_junkie and sidlj.
It’s time for some commentficcing to offset any post-holiday blues! We'll be running this through Monday, January 19th. There's a supplemental post here for questions and general squeeing.
This is more-or-less how it will work:
You (yes, you, specifically) will write a commentfic or a drabble and post it here as a new comment to the original post. Put a title in the header, if you have one, and maybe a rating or warnings if you think necessary. Crack, porn, romance, sad, silly, dark – however the muse moves you.
THE ONE-AND-ONLY PROMPT: Jack calls Daniel “baby”, or vice-versa. Or both. Because some of us melt and squee and flail when we find that in a fic. And we are not ashamed! We embrace our “baby” kink. We celebrate it.
Let’s wallow, baby!
jd_junkie and sidlj.It’s time for some commentficcing to offset any post-holiday blues! We'll be running this through Monday, January 19th. There's a supplemental post here for questions and general squeeing.
This is more-or-less how it will work:
You (yes, you, specifically) will write a commentfic or a drabble and post it here as a new comment to the original post. Put a title in the header, if you have one, and maybe a rating or warnings if you think necessary. Crack, porn, romance, sad, silly, dark – however the muse moves you.
THE ONE-AND-ONLY PROMPT: Jack calls Daniel “baby”, or vice-versa. Or both. Because some of us melt and squee and flail when we find that in a fic. And we are not ashamed! We embrace our “baby” kink. We celebrate it.
Let’s wallow, baby!
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Not Just For Porno Anymore
Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 01:40 pm (UTC)Daniel startled and froze. His head turned and he blinked twice at Jack.
"Babe?" he squeaked.
Damn.
"What?" Jack replied, as if confused.
"You just called me 'Babe!'" Daniel nearly shouted, leaping up and pointing at Jack. "You whispered it in my ear!"
Jack stood too, making placating gestures with his hands, barely restraining himself from shushing him.
"Come on, Daniel," he said, wincing a little at the echo of his earlier encouragement, "We need to do this fast." Jack waved to the panel. "Sam and Teal'c will be through theirs in no time. I know you can beat them."
He had money riding on this damned scavenger hunt, dammit. Though it was his own damned fault for letting himself have fantasies about Daniel's mouth and fingers instead of being focused on the task at hand.
"You heard him!" Daniel hissed to their impartial observer, one Paul Davis.
Oh, Jack had his suspicions about that guy. Sure enough…
"I did," Davis agreed, in a sort of half-smug, half-arch tone that brought Daniel's wild eyes right back to Jack.
Damn.
"All these years! All my second guessing my own motives - being careful not to misinterpret – project – whatever, and you're sitting over there thinking – calling me –" Daniel faded away into incoherent stammering, possibly in another language.
Wow. Daniel never did that.
"I think I'll just step away, gentlemen," Davis muttered, sidling away down the corridor.
Coward. Smart coward, though.
"We're conceding," Daniel called after him, hot, furious glare sending really inappropriate messages to Jack's crotch.
"Like hell we are!" Jack protested vehemently. A lot of money. (Jack had a lot of faith in Daniel.)
But Daniel was moving now, covering the distance he'd put between them, until he was in Jack's personal space. Jack refused to back down, so they were chest to chest, cheek to cheek, groin to groin!, in the middle of Green Corridor 19.
Daniel put his mouth against him.
"We are going topside, baby," Daniel murmured, hot, moist breath washing over Jack's ear. "You're gonna take me a couple of mountains over in that overcompensating manhood expression of a truck of yours. You're gonna park it off that pretty little dirt road where you like to take me to 'look at the stars,' babe, and you are gonna fuck me 'til I pass out. Come on, babe. I know you can do it."
Jack thought maybe before they did that, Daniel was going to have to hold him up, because his knees had just turned to Carvel ice cream.
"And if you can manage that," Daniel continued, "I might let you live the whole 'babe' comment down," Daniel finished, stepping back. His eyes were slitted dangerously. Oh. He was pissed.
Well, maybe Daniel thought Jack would back down from a dare like that…
"You're on, babe," Jack replied, grabbing Daniel by the arm and spinning him toward the elevator just around the corner. The airman stepping through the open doors said, "Which floor, sir?" as Jack brushed past him, pulling a shocked, newly-startled, and blinking Daniel behind him.
"Oh, we're going all the way," Jack growled.
The airman only went up two levels.
As the door slipped closed behind him, Jack muscled Daniel back against the rear wall.
He leaned in and whispered, "I have no intention of living it down, babe."
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Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 03:31 pm (UTC)Deeds xx
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Date: Jan. 12th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)Re: Not Just For Porno Anymore
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Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 05:22 pm (UTC)and Carvel Ice Cream knees.. bwahahaha. This was great!
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Date: Jan. 12th, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)Re: Not Just For Porno Anymore
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Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 07:05 pm (UTC)Hee, loved Paul sidling away.
Funny AND hot. Thank you! :-)
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Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 07:05 pm (UTC)Pissy!Alpha! Daniel is one of my favorites, thanks!
*snicker* Davis *snickers again*
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Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC)Funny *and* hot!
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Date: Jan. 11th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)Lovely story, and alpha Daniel, Mmm....
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Date: Jan. 12th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)Thank you for the most gratuitous and excessive use of the words baby and babe EVER to come out of Daniel's mouth!!! [See me NOT complaining. ::giggles::]
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From:Re: Not Just For Porno Anymore
Date: Jan. 13th, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)"Oh, we're going all the way," Jack growled. / The airman only went up two levels. -- lol :-)
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Date: Jan. 13th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)*loves*
I miss your writing!
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Date: Jan. 23rd, 2009 12:26 pm (UTC)I'm also imagining the (to everyone else) inexplicably smug grin on Jack's face when he pays out on his bet. Great fic!