This was originally posted back in February, but I buried/mis-advertised the link. The theme was Frustrations, and
paian left this prompt: Stargate Universe, Jack O'Neill, bureaucracy.
I... forgot that it was supposed to be SGU. But
paian has forgiven me!
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Hey, Daniel,
Washington is awash in a ton of red tape. Worse, yea, far worse than the good ol’ SGC ever dreamed of being on its worst day (of which there were more than a tad.) And yet, conversely and au contraire-ily, I was right about being able to get more done here. In spite of the endless, deadly dull, interminable, dry and soul-crushing meetings, briefings, conferences, working lunches et cetera in aeternum. Time flies (not) when you’re having fun (not).
Some days I think fun doesn’t exist out here in the land of the Pentagon and the home of the bureaucracy. But there is pleasure to be had, and found, in striking the occasional clever and resourceful blow for common sense and a decent amount of patience and a judicious balance between/amongst us and them, and the other them (with us being Our Great Nation and them being all the other people wandering the face of this planet, and the other them being the people Out There that came from Here plus our allies, id est all the non-bugs, -snakes, and –next Big Bad which we all know is coming, sure as shootin’.)
But enough about my anguish. You all packed yet? I ask laughingly, you understand. Give me a call before you depart for the next Galaxy, okay?
General Lee Speaking,
Jack
I... forgot that it was supposed to be SGU. But
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Hey, Daniel,
Washington is awash in a ton of red tape. Worse, yea, far worse than the good ol’ SGC ever dreamed of being on its worst day (of which there were more than a tad.) And yet, conversely and au contraire-ily, I was right about being able to get more done here. In spite of the endless, deadly dull, interminable, dry and soul-crushing meetings, briefings, conferences, working lunches et cetera in aeternum. Time flies (not) when you’re having fun (not).
Some days I think fun doesn’t exist out here in the land of the Pentagon and the home of the bureaucracy. But there is pleasure to be had, and found, in striking the occasional clever and resourceful blow for common sense and a decent amount of patience and a judicious balance between/amongst us and them, and the other them (with us being Our Great Nation and them being all the other people wandering the face of this planet, and the other them being the people Out There that came from Here plus our allies, id est all the non-bugs, -snakes, and –next Big Bad which we all know is coming, sure as shootin’.)
But enough about my anguish. You all packed yet? I ask laughingly, you understand. Give me a call before you depart for the next Galaxy, okay?
General Lee Speaking,
Jack
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC)Love it...thanks hon....my fandom continues to bloom and what a wonderfully sweet flower it is...
Deeds xx
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:54 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:55 pm (UTC)*twirls you instead*
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 09:40 pm (UTC)Jack just sounds like his humor is so forced; he sounds so, well, lost.
I love the glimpse of this world inside his head, and I can imagine what Daniel would write back.
YOU ROCK.
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)But he's bored, lonely and seeing himself about to get lonelier.
On the bright side, even though the next Big Bad does turn up, Daniel sticks around! :-)
ETA: Feel free to dash off Daniel's reply email!
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)wow; that's tempting. i'll see what i can do saturday. :)
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 20th, 2011 11:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 21st, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:14 pm (UTC)Thanks for reminding me how much I miss these boys. ♥
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)And thank you very much!
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 20th, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC)And you can squish me together with Jack any time you like. :-)
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Date: May. 20th, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 20th, 2011 10:53 pm (UTC)*dances around the room*
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Date: May. 21st, 2011 06:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 21st, 2011 08:24 am (UTC):-D
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Date: May. 21st, 2011 11:48 am (UTC)It's ... perfect and perfectly heartbreaking. There is such an undercurrent of loneliness and sadness and yet, he IS in the only place he be can right now.
*wails*
....
*wails some more*
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Date: May. 21st, 2011 04:26 pm (UTC)*wails with you*
as you asked:
Date: May. 21st, 2011 06:36 pm (UTC)Dear Jack:
I write this from the infirmary; you've probably already heard that my trip to the next galaxy is indefinitely postponed.
I'm tempted to blame this on you, somehow. Is that at all realistic?
You might make a note to requisition a bunch more Celtic, Anglo-Saxon and early Germanic experts, as well as literature majors who are up on the Arthurian canons.
And I'll make sure I bring you one of those cute coffee mugs that say "Mind the Gap".
Red tape? You'll cut it. Or make it into bunting. I miss you. Yeah, close your mouth now; flies are getting out. But I know you're doing what's best. Or at least what's right.
See you on the flip side.
DBJ
Re: as you asked:
Date: May. 21st, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)Not realistic, but Jack will be happy to accept the blame, I'm sure!
Bunting FTW!
♥
Re: as you asked:
Date: May. 25th, 2011 06:51 pm (UTC)Re: as you asked:
Date: May. 25th, 2011 07:45 pm (UTC)Perfect reply Daniel!...
Re: as you asked:
Date: May. 25th, 2011 08:27 pm (UTC)Re: as you asked:
Date: May. 26th, 2011 01:39 am (UTC)Re: as you asked:
Date: May. 26th, 2011 12:09 pm (UTC)Red tape as bunting = win!
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Date: May. 25th, 2011 06:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: May. 25th, 2011 07:35 pm (UTC)But only sometimes. ;-)
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Date: May. 26th, 2011 01:37 am (UTC)It's great. Can certainly believe that it was sent by Jack - the one we all know and love! Many thanks. xx
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Date: May. 26th, 2011 01:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Jun. 2nd, 2011 10:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Jun. 2nd, 2011 11:57 am (UTC)