Procrastination: why do I never learn?
Feb. 7th, 2013 01:44 pmProcrastination is evol, m'kay?
Procrastination is when you put off getting down on the floor on your belly, with a magnifying glass in hand, in order to get the serial number off your new refrigerator, so you can fill out the paperwork to receive a rebate on the $80 delivery charge.
Procrastination is discovering that you have left this chore until the very last possible day, and the paperwork has to be postmarked today, or you lose that $80, and will have no one to blame but yourself for never bothering to check for the deadline.
Procrastination means having to drive through a heavy snowstorm to the post office, with your windows rolled down for visibility's sake, realizing that if you get into an accident, it's going to be a lot more costly than $80.
*head/desk*
Procrastination is when you put off getting down on the floor on your belly, with a magnifying glass in hand, in order to get the serial number off your new refrigerator, so you can fill out the paperwork to receive a rebate on the $80 delivery charge.
Procrastination is discovering that you have left this chore until the very last possible day, and the paperwork has to be postmarked today, or you lose that $80, and will have no one to blame but yourself for never bothering to check for the deadline.
Procrastination means having to drive through a heavy snowstorm to the post office, with your windows rolled down for visibility's sake, realizing that if you get into an accident, it's going to be a lot more costly than $80.
*head/desk*
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Date: Feb. 7th, 2013 11:13 pm (UTC)Like I said, you don't have too be too fussy with it. I'll never be able to file the numbers off it and sell it as erotica anyway. (I slay me!)
Oh, and yeah, major snowstorm here today. I wasn't kidding.
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Date: Feb. 7th, 2013 11:40 pm (UTC)*note to self not to break leg/neck/etc. on sekrit buried step*