A gen crack!fic by Ivorygates and Sid
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sidWhat you need to know is that a screencap of Jonas Quinn's Season 6 office shows a teddy bear on a high shelf. Which Daniel Jackson gave to Airman Wells when he and his wife had a baby in Season 7's "Heroes".
In conversation with Ivorygates:
Sid: Perhaps it could be an alien bear, given to Daniel as a gift for saving a planet!
IG: I admit I am charmed by the notion of aliens giving large stuffed animals as gestures of gratitude.
Sid: I suppose if it were Jonas's, Daniel would have no reason to get rid of it unless he had some childhood Stuffed Toy Trauma driving him.
IG: *shoves plotbunny in your direction*
Sid: I smell crack!fic...
STUFFED AND MOUNTED
by
sid and ivorygates
{ANNOUNCER VOICE}
NEXT WEEK, ON STARGATE: SG-1!
When an offworld ritual to honor his team by the gifting of large stuffed animals triggers a traumatic emotional flashback in DOCTOR DANIEL JACKSON, can COLONEL JACK O'NEILL and THE REST OF SG-1 save the young archaeologist in time...?
Carter: You know I only played with Major Matt Mason!
O'Neill: I was more of a Tonka trucks guy, myself.
Jackson: *weeps hysterically*
Teal'c: *Jaffa eyebrow of confusion*
Teal'c: O'Neill, I believe Danieljackson's only hope is an ancient Jaffa ritual known as Bobzyer'unkl. But it is very dangerous...
O'Neill: Daniel's my friend, Teal'c! You know I'll do anything to save him. What does this Monkey's Uncle thing involve...?
Teal'c: It involves standing on one's head.
O'Neill and Carter: *look at each other*
Carter: How is that dangerous?
Teal'c: If one's symbiote becomes dizzy, one's health may be severely impaired.
O'Neill and Carter: *look at each other again*
Jackson: *hiccups loudly*
O'Neill: Okaaay. Moving on. Any other suggestions?
Teal'c: *sulks*
Jackson: I never could do headstands. *resumes weeping*
Carter: Sir! I might have an idea!
O'Neill: Now's the time, Carter.
Carter: If I'm right, and Daniel is experiencing the effects of a deep-seated phobia or trauma, then graduated exposure therapy might help break the cycle! It's a type of behavior therapy used to help effectively overcome phobias and other anxiety disorders, a form of counter conditioning developed by--
O'Neill: Carter!
Carter: Yes, sir. Basically, if we expose Daniel to a very small amount of what triggered the initial condition, he might be able to break out of it.
O'Neill: So all we have to do is find a My Little Pony?
Carter [digs in pack]: I carry a Beanie Baby with me at all times, sir.
O'Neill: Is that a...moose?
Carter: *nodding* Named "Chocolate"
O'Neill: *snorts*
Jackson: *sniffles and licks lips*
Teal'c: Is that a...pun?
O'Neill: A play on words.
Jackson: It's the same thing, Jack. *holds out one hand, dashing away tears with the other*
Teal'c: Daniel Jackson is very fond of that dessert. I have seen him eat it often.
Carter: *hands beanie over cautiously*
Jackson: *accepts gingerly*
O'Neill: My congratulations, Doctor Carter. I predict a rapid recovery for the patient.
Carter [a little embarrassed]: Thank you, sir.
Jackson [clutching Beanie Baby]: Thanks, Sam. [Gets unsteadily to his feet]
Teal'c: [Smirks oracularly]
O'Neill: Okeydokey then! Come on, kids, let's go home. [beat] Anybody want to stop at "Toys-R-Us" after work?
THE END
(for now!)
In conversation with Ivorygates:
Sid: Perhaps it could be an alien bear, given to Daniel as a gift for saving a planet!
IG: I admit I am charmed by the notion of aliens giving large stuffed animals as gestures of gratitude.
Sid: I suppose if it were Jonas's, Daniel would have no reason to get rid of it unless he had some childhood Stuffed Toy Trauma driving him.
IG: *shoves plotbunny in your direction*
Sid: I smell crack!fic...
by
sid and ivorygates{ANNOUNCER VOICE}
NEXT WEEK, ON STARGATE: SG-1!
When an offworld ritual to honor his team by the gifting of large stuffed animals triggers a traumatic emotional flashback in DOCTOR DANIEL JACKSON, can COLONEL JACK O'NEILL and THE REST OF SG-1 save the young archaeologist in time...?
Carter: You know I only played with Major Matt Mason!
O'Neill: I was more of a Tonka trucks guy, myself.
Jackson: *weeps hysterically*
Teal'c: *Jaffa eyebrow of confusion*
Teal'c: O'Neill, I believe Danieljackson's only hope is an ancient Jaffa ritual known as Bobzyer'unkl. But it is very dangerous...
O'Neill: Daniel's my friend, Teal'c! You know I'll do anything to save him. What does this Monkey's Uncle thing involve...?
Teal'c: It involves standing on one's head.
O'Neill and Carter: *look at each other*
Carter: How is that dangerous?
Teal'c: If one's symbiote becomes dizzy, one's health may be severely impaired.
O'Neill and Carter: *look at each other again*
Jackson: *hiccups loudly*
O'Neill: Okaaay. Moving on. Any other suggestions?
Teal'c: *sulks*
Jackson: I never could do headstands. *resumes weeping*
Carter: Sir! I might have an idea!
O'Neill: Now's the time, Carter.
Carter: If I'm right, and Daniel is experiencing the effects of a deep-seated phobia or trauma, then graduated exposure therapy might help break the cycle! It's a type of behavior therapy used to help effectively overcome phobias and other anxiety disorders, a form of counter conditioning developed by--
O'Neill: Carter!
Carter: Yes, sir. Basically, if we expose Daniel to a very small amount of what triggered the initial condition, he might be able to break out of it.
O'Neill: So all we have to do is find a My Little Pony?
Carter [digs in pack]: I carry a Beanie Baby with me at all times, sir.
O'Neill: Is that a...moose?
Carter: *nodding* Named "Chocolate"
O'Neill: *snorts*
Jackson: *sniffles and licks lips*
Teal'c: Is that a...pun?
O'Neill: A play on words.
Jackson: It's the same thing, Jack. *holds out one hand, dashing away tears with the other*
Teal'c: Daniel Jackson is very fond of that dessert. I have seen him eat it often.
Carter: *hands beanie over cautiously*
Jackson: *accepts gingerly*
O'Neill: My congratulations, Doctor Carter. I predict a rapid recovery for the patient.
Carter [a little embarrassed]: Thank you, sir.
Jackson [clutching Beanie Baby]: Thanks, Sam. [Gets unsteadily to his feet]
Teal'c: [Smirks oracularly]
O'Neill: Okeydokey then! Come on, kids, let's go home. [beat] Anybody want to stop at "Toys-R-Us" after work?
(for now!)