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[personal profile] sid
What you need to know is that a screencap of Jonas Quinn's Season 6 office shows a teddy bear on a high shelf. Which Daniel Jackson gave to Airman Wells when he and his wife had a baby in Season 7's "Heroes".

In conversation with Ivorygates:

Sid: Perhaps it could be an alien bear, given to Daniel as a gift for saving a planet!

IG: I admit I am charmed by the notion of aliens giving large stuffed animals as gestures of gratitude.

Sid: I suppose if it were Jonas's, Daniel would have no reason to get rid of it unless he had some childhood Stuffed Toy Trauma driving him.

IG: *shoves plotbunny in your direction*

Sid: I smell crack!fic...

[personal profile] sid and [personal profile] ivorygates



When an offworld ritual to honor his team by the gifting of large stuffed animals triggers a traumatic emotional flashback in DOCTOR DANIEL JACKSON, can COLONEL JACK O'NEILL and THE REST OF SG-1 save the young archaeologist in time...?

Carter: You know I only played with Major Matt Mason!

O'Neill: I was more of a Tonka trucks guy, myself.

Jackson: *weeps hysterically*

Teal'c: *Jaffa eyebrow of confusion*

Teal'c: O'Neill, I believe Danieljackson's only hope is an ancient Jaffa ritual known as Bobzyer'unkl. But it is very dangerous...

O'Neill: Daniel's my friend, Teal'c! You know I'll do anything to save him. What does this Monkey's Uncle thing involve...?

Teal'c: It involves standing on one's head.

O'Neill and Carter: *look at each other*

Carter: How is that dangerous?

Teal'c: If one's symbiote becomes dizzy, one's health may be severely impaired.

O'Neill and Carter: *look at each other again*

Jackson: *hiccups loudly*

O'Neill: Okaaay. Moving on. Any other suggestions?

Teal'c: *sulks*

Jackson: I never could do headstands. *resumes weeping*

Carter: Sir! I might have an idea!

O'Neill: Now's the time, Carter.

Carter: If I'm right, and Daniel is experiencing the effects of a deep-seated phobia or trauma, then graduated exposure therapy might help break the cycle! It's a type of behavior therapy used to help effectively overcome phobias and other anxiety disorders, a form of counter conditioning developed by--

O'Neill: Carter!

Carter: Yes, sir. Basically, if we expose Daniel to a very small amount of what triggered the initial condition, he might be able to break out of it.

O'Neill: So all we have to do is find a My Little Pony?

Carter [digs in pack]: I carry a Beanie Baby with me at all times, sir.

O'Neill: Is that a...moose?

Carter: *nodding* Named "Chocolate"

O'Neill: *snorts*

Jackson: *sniffles and licks lips*

Teal'c: Is that a...pun?

O'Neill: A play on words.

Jackson: It's the same thing, Jack. *holds out one hand, dashing away tears with the other*

Teal'c: Daniel Jackson is very fond of that dessert. I have seen him eat it often.

Carter: *hands beanie over cautiously*

Jackson: *accepts gingerly*

O'Neill: My congratulations, Doctor Carter. I predict a rapid recovery for the patient.

Carter [a little embarrassed]: Thank you, sir.

Jackson [clutching Beanie Baby]: Thanks, Sam. [Gets unsteadily to his feet]

Teal'c: [Smirks oracularly]

O'Neill: Okeydokey then! Come on, kids, let's go home. [beat] Anybody want to stop at "Toys-R-Us" after work?

(for now!)

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 04:54 am (UTC)
ivorygates: (1. STARGATE: WORMHOLE TEAM)
From: [personal profile] ivorygates
*laughing hysterically*

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 05:01 am (UTC)
annejack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] annejack
bwaahaaaahaaa! 'howling here' That's perfect! I love it!

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 05:19 am (UTC)
sg_wonderland: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sg_wonderland
Y'all are nuts!

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 07:30 am (UTC)
kate: Kate Winslet is wryly amused (Default)
From: [personal profile] kate
Ahahahahhahaha, AWESOME. :D

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 07:38 am (UTC)
discodiva76: (Mike Huh?)
From: [personal profile] discodiva76

Thank god I went to the toilet first thing this morning.....

*falls off chair*.....

xoxoxoxoxoxo I <3 <3 my fandom

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 12:33 pm (UTC)
magnavox_23: (Ascendedicon)
From: [personal profile] magnavox_23
*Snort* ...

I mean... *dainty lady-like laugh*


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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 12:58 pm (UTC)
bluemeridian: (SG1 :: Stargate)
From: [personal profile] bluemeridian
I know I am terribly amused anyway.

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 01:01 pm (UTC)
jdjunkie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jdjunkie

I carry a Beanie Baby with me at all times, sir. Bwahahahahahaha!


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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 01:34 pm (UTC)
discodiva76: (The Wondertwins)
From: [personal profile] discodiva76
You know though..sometimes I can actually see Sam doing this...*snerk*...

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Date: Oct. 10th, 2013 08:58 am (UTC)
jdjunkie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jdjunkie
I admire your commitment to your writing, baby. ;-)

Also, I am firmly of the belief that Teal'c has an Action Man and that he's drawn a sigil on his forehead and enjoys lots of action-adventures with him. *nods*

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 05:19 pm (UTC)
antares_dw: (daniel offworld)
From: [personal profile] antares_dw
Oh, no. *lol*

Especially the hysterically weeking Jackson made me laugh. <-- oh, that sounds very bad now. *lol*

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Date: Oct. 9th, 2013 06:02 pm (UTC)
tallulah_rasa: Flying pig (Default)
From: [personal profile] tallulah_rasa
I laughed so hard I think the people across the street heard me.

Thanks for sharing!


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