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sidMad-lib type Jack/Daniel foolishness under the cut. Stolen from charmedstrange1.
And I'm going to be needing a beta for mysg1_jubilee fic, which is due on the 19th. I got started on it today and I've already surpassed the minimum word count of 1,000 requirement just in setting up the good part! It's a light-hearted, bordering on cracky non-J/D Stargate slash fic. Probably an R when I get to the pr0n - and I'm nearly there, yay!! Volunteers will be huggled.
charmedstrange1.And I'm going to be needing a beta for my
sg1_jubilee fic, which is due on the 19th. I got started on it today and I've already surpassed the minimum word count of 1,000 requirement just in setting up the good part! It's a light-hearted, bordering on cracky non-J/D Stargate slash fic. Probably an R when I get to the pr0n - and I'm nearly there, yay!! Volunteers will be huggled.The Delirious Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Jack and Daniel went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Jack hit Daniel in his eye with a big clumsy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Jack kissed it daintily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really glorious snow man!" Jack said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Daniel said. "That would be more special and politically correct."
"I know," Jack said. "We can make a snow mastadge. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up easily and made an incandescent snow mastadge. Jack put on a left shoe for the foot. The mastadge was almost as big as Daniel.
"It looks breathtaking," Jack said carefully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Daniel said and held up a dimwitted artifact. "I found this on a sand dune." He put the artifact onto the mastadge's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the mastadge, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a swarm of bees happily making the sweetest honey e'er lips did taste.
Daniel screamed fearlessly and ran but the snow mastadge chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow mastadge swam him throatily.
"Nobody does that to my little Glowing Dildo," Jack screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow mastadge through the asshole. It fell down and Jack kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Daniel said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The artifact lay in the yard until a sunburned child picked it up and took it home.
THE END
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It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Jack and Daniel went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Jack hit Daniel in his eye with a big clumsy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Jack kissed it daintily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really glorious snow man!" Jack said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Daniel said. "That would be more special and politically correct."
"I know," Jack said. "We can make a snow mastadge. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up easily and made an incandescent snow mastadge. Jack put on a left shoe for the foot. The mastadge was almost as big as Daniel.
"It looks breathtaking," Jack said carefully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Daniel said and held up a dimwitted artifact. "I found this on a sand dune." He put the artifact onto the mastadge's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the mastadge, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a swarm of bees happily making the sweetest honey e'er lips did taste.
Daniel screamed fearlessly and ran but the snow mastadge chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow mastadge swam him throatily.
"Nobody does that to my little Glowing Dildo," Jack screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow mastadge through the asshole. It fell down and Jack kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Daniel said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The artifact lay in the yard until a sunburned child picked it up and took it home.
THE END
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Date: Dec. 12th, 2007 02:49 am (UTC)I shall never forget that nickname.
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Date: Dec. 12th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Dec. 12th, 2007 04:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Dec. 12th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Dec. 12th, 2007 04:28 am (UTC)*g*
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Date: Dec. 12th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Dec. 14th, 2007 03:55 am (UTC)hee
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Date: Dec. 14th, 2007 04:55 am (UTC)*blames you from beyond the grave*
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Date: Dec. 14th, 2007 08:21 pm (UTC)Yeah, I totally can't pull that off.
*is remorseless*
*but resuscitates you*
*g*
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Date: Dec. 13th, 2007 11:49 am (UTC)Hugs.
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Date: Dec. 13th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)