Bad!fic meme (at which I shall fail, badly)

[sid]

"The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess."

(stolen from synecdochic)

Comments

[tejas.livejournal.com]

See, I'd be afraid that even *good* summaries of my stuff would look like bad!fic. :-)

[sid]

There is certainly that danger, but I'm more afraid of not being able to guess a single summary!

[tejas.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Okay, here you go: Alien plantlife makes them do it, repeatedly.

[sid]

Heh. *considers the source* "Some Other Eden" aka Planet Arugula. ;-D

[read-300300.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for this story, yeah? And like, the author started with an S, or, I mean an R, maybe.

But anyway, it has Jack and Daniel in it. And Jack's all "Where's that mirror?" and Daniel's all "Aaaaaaaaaaaah, that hurttttts!" at one point. And they're in a bathroom, but then they're in a bedroom.

Oh, yeah, and there was sex in it. And Daniel was a virgin. Or maybe he wasn't. I don't remember.

So I guess I'm looking for Jack ass-raping Daniel with a mirror? Maybe? Anyone know what I'm talking about? Or maybe it was something completely different but had all that stuff. God I wish I could remember what story that was....

[sid]

Hi!! I think you must mean "Intensity"!! It's got a mirror and a bathroom and a bedroom, so, yeah!

And sex, for sure there was bunches of that! But no virgin!Daniel. :-(

Oh, and Daniel's actually the top and Jack's the bottom, so, hmm.

So maybe you're thinking of something else after all. Maybe by that author who starts with an R or something, I don't know, could that be? But you might like my story anyway!!!

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

There's this one where Jack and Daniel play rough and there are nipple clamps and blood and fainting and stuff and then Jack flips out and punches Daniel in the balls.
It was really good.

[sid]

OMG, my very, Very First 5 Things Thing!!

Five times Jack didn't use his safeword (but probably should have)

Good times. I was so scared! *shakes head* Hard to believe, now. :-)