'Tok'ra!Barbie Made Them Do It', Prompt 7 of 7

[sid]

This is for msbeata, who wanted:  Jack/Daniel, Aliens Made Them Do It, at least one of them is a buttsex!virgin. If you're tired of writing Jack/Daniel, you could always make it George/Walter. And Anise is the alien that made them do it. 

So, for msbeatawith love (and with apologies to the rest of the known universe), I present the ultimate George/Walter drabble:

TOK’RA!BARBIE MADE THEM DO IT


“Oh, God! Coming….”

 

“Uh, uh, uh… UH!”

 

{Flashback} “That woman is going to kill me. I am going to have a heart attack, plain and simple.”

 

“The way her tits are just crammed into those tight tops. Do you think the rest of the Tok’ra walk around with permanent boners, sir?”

 

“God, those boobs. I want to sink my face into them.”

 

“There’s enough to go around, sir. One for each of us?”

 

“Don’t! I’ll come in my pants like a teenager.”

 

“I have a better suggestion.”

 

“Are you sure, Walter? We’ve never….”

 

“I trust you, George. Take me. Now.”

Comments

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL! You are EVIL! (Pass me the brain bleach!)

[sid]

That's what people said when I wrote Jack/Harry for YOU! :-D

[delphia2000.livejournal.com]

Well, that's evil too but in my defense...I'm a pervert. :oD

[sid]

Yes, you are. *is all admiring*

[kazbaby]

*chokes and dies*

I think I was just put off of slash for the rest of my life.

Oh Jesus! You've made want to read het! You are EvoL!

[sid]

I am supremely EvoL, thank you for noticing! Have a nice day, now! :-D

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Thank you!

I like the way you start with a bang and then flashback.

Oh the visuals. Bald head between big boobs. George/Anise/Walter George with a boner. Walter saying 'tits'.

[sid]

I haven't stopped laughing yet. *shakes helplessly*

:-D

I think this may be the world's first drabble with a flashback sequence! Go me!

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

That kinky little sweetheart, msbeata, is our own version of Aliens Made Them Do It. In our case, she's the one making the J/D writers go dark?side with George/Walter every chance she gets. :) (And she's probably the reason I even have a Hammond icon.)

Besides that, I'm just sort of speechless (mostly for the Anise ... bits). But hey, flashback drabble! :p

[sid]

msbeata is undoubtedly the Spawn of Satan. Nothing less could explain her mysterious powers of persuasion.

Yes, flashback drabble! Ignore the other... bits. :-P

[princessofg.livejournal.com]

AIEEEEEEE. :)

[sid]

What a way to start your day, huh? *pets you and apologizes again*

;-)

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Oh, God. The horror.
*runs off to read Sam/Jack* Yes, *that's* what you've done to me.
;-)

[sid]

No! Come away from the dark side!!

:-D

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

Too late. It's true love. I see it all now.
You've turned me all het. Eeek.

[sid]

I'll believe that when you change your name to js_junkie.

:-P

[lavenderlocks.livejournal.com]

Does Anise know what she's done?! Is she recording their responses on a special instrument for later analysis??

I need a change of fandom, if this is the smut that I'm going to be presented with ....


{o

[sid]

Anise(Freya) is too busy drooling over Daniel(Jack) to notice her effect on George/Walter. But I'm sure that she would have been gathering scientific data had she but known.

Ah! Yes! I see why you object to the quality of this smut. I promise - next time I write this pairing I'll make it really graphic. I aim to please! :-)

[lavenderlocks.livejournal.com]

*snerk

And Walter/George is not something I'd ever considered.

/disgusted, but enough to turn Sam/Jack on ya!

;)

[sid]

And Walter/George is not something I'd ever considered.

You and me both, sister! Blame msbeata, that's what the rest of us do. She doesn't mind. ;-)

[lavenderlocks.livejournal.com]

*points finger o'blame her way

I'm waiting for a Jack/Daniel/Anise(freya) to come forth from the vault of crack .....

[sid]

That would definitely be a fic worth waiting for! Total crack. LOL