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This is for [profile] msbeata, who wanted:  Jack/Daniel, Aliens Made Them Do It, at least one of them is a buttsex!virgin. If you're tired of writing Jack/Daniel, you could always make it George/Walter. And Anise is the alien that made them do it. 

So, for [profile] msbeatawith love (and with apologies to the rest of the known universe), I present the ultimate George/Walter drabble:


TOK’RA!BARBIE MADE THEM DO IT


“Oh, God! Coming….”
 
“Uh, uh, uh… UH!”
 
{Flashback} “That woman is going to kill me. I am going to have a heart attack, plain and simple.”
 
“The way her tits are just crammed into those tight tops. Do you think the rest of the Tok’ra walk around with permanent boners, sir?”
 
“God, those boobs. I want to sink my face into them.”
 
“There’s enough to go around, sir. One for each of us?”
 
“Don’t! I’ll come in my pants like a teenager.”
 
“I have a better suggestion.”
 
“Are you sure, Walter? We’ve never….”
 
“I trust you, George. Take me. Now.”

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