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sidMore fluff!
200 words, rated PG.
Jack and Daniel, sitting in a tree...
ARBOREAL OSCULATION
"This is boring," Jack grumbled.
"Um, imminent death below," Daniel pointed out.
The two men peered down cautiously at the at-least-it-can't-climb beast that was circling the base of their tree. Baleful green eyes watched them hungrily as the thing snarled and spat at them. It rose up onto its hind legs and swiped at them with something that wasn't quite a paw. They drew back, grimacing.
"Carter and Teal'c won't be here for at least another hour. We can't just sit here, I'll go nuts!"
"Well, what can we do?" Daniel asked. "Let's see. You and me, sitting in a tree." He looked at Jack expectantly, but got only a patented O'Neill pout in return. "K-I-"
"No!"
"S-S-"
"Off-world, on duty, imminent danger...what are you doing?"
"I'm frightened, Jack. Comfort me?"
"Goofball," Jack said with fond exasperation.
Things got pretty quiet after that. The beast eventually stopped snarling, and laid down, head on almost-paws, eyes blinking upwards. An inquisitive bird hopped from branch to branch, beady eyes peering through the canopy of green.
At some point the ravenous beast gave up and slunk away to search out more cooperative prey.
It might have been the breeze that occasionally murmured.
I-N-G.
THE END
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)Really glad you liked it!
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)Thanks for the fb!
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)BWAH!!!! This is terribly cute!
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 05:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 05:46 pm (UTC)Cute and lovely and making me smile about the sillyness.
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)I love the goofy silly stuff, too. Big surprise, I know. :-P
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC):-)
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)--first comes love
--then comes marriage
--then comes http://brainofck.livejournal.com/155479.html#cutid1
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)(Woohoo! Thanks for the opportunity to use my U.N.C.L.E. icon)
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)--well, yes but that picture was just too hilarious. it was the first thing I thought of when I read your ficlet.
re UNCLE -it's my latest obsession. do you read MFU fic?
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)That's the show that turned me into a television addict. I wish I could see them all again. *sigh*
RDA mentioned Jack getting pregnant in the Inside the 200th Episode show! I thought of that pic immediately! :-D
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)---but of course :)
here's a short (but extremely hot) little story by keelywolfe
http://www.ravenswing.com/~keelywolfe/hour.html
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Dec. 26th, 2006 11:55 am (UTC)"This is boring," Jack grumbled.
"Um, imminent death below," Daniel pointed out.
*snickers*
"I'm frightened, Jack. Comfort me?"
*snickers more*
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Date: Dec. 26th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)I'm really glad you liked it! :)
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Date: Aug. 18th, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 02:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)Daniel needs his manly man :D
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 03:47 am (UTC):-)
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 04:44 am (UTC)Spacemonkey!
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 01:24 pm (UTC)I wonder what Jack's cover story will be. I can't imagine him telling people he was treed and there may be unexplained bruising...
Daniel is very good at distracting Jack.
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Date: Aug. 19th, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)Glad you enjoyed it!