'Rebuttal', J/D drabble, rated G

[sid]

If you don't know or care about the scene that was cut from the SGA episode Trio, then you don't need to read this.  It was cut, so it ain't canon.  

But for me, just knowing that it exists out there in some form calls for: 

REBUTTAL

“So.”

 

“So?”

 

“Apparently, according to Walter, he heard from Sheppard that McKay told him that Sam was telling people that the two of you have a thing going on. You’re going to retire, yadda yadda yadda.”

 

“Crap.”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“You’re pissed, aren’t you?”

 

“No. No, no. You know how much I love Sam.”

 

“Yeah. The problem is that I love her, too, and she knows it.”

 

“Yeah. She knows it. She just doesn’t get it.”

 

“Why didn’t she marry Shanahan?”

 

“We know why.”

 

“Yeah. Just… why?”

 

“Because that would make our lives too easy?”

 

“I wish.” Jack held Daniel more tightly.

Comments

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?!

[bugchicklv.livejournal.com]

She DOESN'T get it, does she. Man, that woman need to be hit repeatedly with a clue-bat.

Why *DIDN'T* she marry Pete? I *LIKED* Pete. *sigh*

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Pete would have been a good catch for her. She's an over-achiever, maybe? Wanting something she can't have? /my take

[jokan.livejournal.com]

Loved it! And that cut scene does need a rebuttal.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. *smoosh*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

“Apparently, according to Walter, he heard from Sheppard that McKay told him that Sam was telling people that the two of you have a thing going on. You’re going to retire, yadda yadda yadda.”

Boys, boys, boys.... Such water-cooler wormhole gossips. :)

Ain't canon = never happened. Well done, Sid.

[theemdash]

*has the trout ready to whack some goddamn-self-respect into Sam*

Thank you. This makes me feel better.

[discodiva76.livejournal.com]

Nice one!.....goes part way to drowning out the sounds of thousands of shippers squeeing all over the net.....*snortle*


Deeds xx

[or-mabinogi.livejournal.com]

Heh. Intergalactic telephone. Doesn't Jack wonder what the original phrase may have been? Maybe Sam said she likes green eggs and ham. You can see where the confusion would come in and how it could easily get distorted. ;-)

She could have meant Hammond, but I think Walter would take issue. Davis, but she wouldn't be able to stop laughing at the Princess tattoo. Barrett, but he is still alive. Ahh, there are so many men in Washington...

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Yes. Just yes.

Thank you.

[jd-junkie.livejournal.com]

*stands and applauds*

Boy, I needed that drabble.

And this is so the true scenario. We all know it. Why do the non-believers refuse to see it? I mean, it's canon. We have to see it on screen, though, so that everyone else will be forced to admit it's the truthiness. We deserve a resolution, it's been ten years. We've been screwed around enough.

Sorry. My snark-o-meter is on full tilt this morning. Ignore me. I obviously need to read some hot slash.

*hugs*

[sorcha-gaia.livejournal.com]

Thank GOD that's not canon. *shivers in disgust*

a) Done, over, Sam. Move on.

b) Done, over, Mallozzi. Move on.

c) She should have married Shanahan. Funny, smart, understands the rigors of the job (although I always thought he was an idiot for being all upset that she couldn't share top-secret info with him. Duh!).

d) Your rebuttal makes me fee MUCH better.

e) SO glad they cut that.

f) Done, over, Sam. At this rate, you're going to end up a deluded, crazy stalker-bitch. Kind of like the one over on Carron's site. Heh heh.

*hugs you breathless*

[lavenderlocks.livejournal.com]

I confess, this kind of 'announcement' from one of TPTB is what makes me less inclined to engage in the fandom.

Not that I don't mind people squeeing over their respective OTPs, but the constant hacking away at a character's integrity, and by extension, her fans, makes me grind my teeth.

That little "outtake" (amazing how it only came out later, eh?) - I'm sorry, could we be less vague? If we're dating, just bloody say so; or are we still in Graceland, a fantasy, where nothing, [i]nothing[/i] has been confirmed or agreed, just imagined/perceived? Why does Carter have to make these mentions at all? Does it impact on her command or aide her connections with other female characters?

Sorry, burbling, another reason I fail at engaging (!)

Maybe Mallozzi gets extra points for all the hits on his blog or something...

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

Keller: So do you like boys?

Sam: i do like boys, i'm DATING a boy!

Keller: Oh em gee, who?

Sam: He goes to another school, you totally wouldn't know him. But he's proof. That i'm totally not a lesbian. Him and the hair. This is Not Lesbian Hair.


that was kind of my take on the outtake.